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[challenge entry] A recent study of snack preferences amongst party leaders discovered the following :
David Cameron likes kebabs made from live hamsters.*


Gordon Brown is partial to the blood of baby rabbits taken fresh from the jugular.**


Nick Clegg loves baby mice. He particularly enjoys the way they wiggle on the way down.***


* : May be a lie.
** : May also be a lie.
*** : Again, most likely a lie.

From the General election: Other / Spoilt ballot challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# nom nom nom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# haha - what does Nigel Farrage eat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# souls of the dead
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# with ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# sometimes
but it's full of sugar and he's watching his weight
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# a turd with a bit of arse parsley on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# arse parsley
is my new favourite phrase even though I don't know what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# So he's a cannibal?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha. DAVID CAMERON IS A HAMSTER CONSUMING MONSTER. Sweet.
*inserts pea here*
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# this is doubly great
because its the first image I saw after my Tory candidate just doorstepped me
he looks like a cross between the two
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# There's never a bucket of filthy washing-up water when you need it, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I was reminded of that picture from yesterday
and wished I hadn't washed my hands after my earlier Widdi-wank
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)