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# you wouldn't want illiterate kittens, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# cats cant read.
duh.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# it's true.
That annoying cunt of a cat on the telly selling cat food or cat Bupa or some other shit, keeps saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# I never said it wasn't true. I said that was what they want you to think, which is proven by the IAMs cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# that cat's just an actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
It's true. Mu^^ has all the facts up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# not with that attitude, they can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ha, i have little aspirations for my cats.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# put a fresh crossword down every day.
Seriously. It takes a while, but it stops them scratching the furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# They're only be illiterate if they were english or canadian kittens.
American kittens would be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# True.
American kittens are all like "...so I jumped off the trashcan onto the sidewalk, when this guy steps out of an elevator and into a motorcar. I can't remember what color it was, but it was parked right in the center of the street..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I imagine them all being like "grody to the max, dude"
and "gag me with a spoon".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# It's acceptable if they're American kittens.
WHY NO PICTURES OF TINY KITTENS, DAVE? HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# its dark in the box and i dont want to flash lights at them.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm. Your consideration for your cats is touching.
WHERE'S YOUR NIGHT-VISION CAMERA, DAVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# gone, long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)