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# I am a scientist and have calculated the following statement to be 87% factual.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# *chomp*
Oh, I don't know...
*munch munch munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:25, archived)
# OH GOD STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HANDS THE PAIN THE UNIMAGINABLE PAIN
Wait, I just realised, waffles don't have nerves. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Fank oo!
*munch munch munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Teehee, it's tickles.
Wait, what? Waffles do have nerves then?
OW MY GOD THE HORRENDOUS PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Ah. Er.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# O NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
# SHEEET!
Dey sum big bredy hanz
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)
# THEY BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
#
Ah like 'em big.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# way to have yeasty hands you bready malformite
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Ok, I've noticed you're pretty down on the wheat-based-product-handed.
That's UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I've tried to not be so intolerant of people with food hands but you're all just too damn strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# I AM CRYING NOW
TEARS OF STICKY RICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# be sure to moisturize, or you'll wind up with croutonitis
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# good job having waffle hands you waffle handed freak fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# :<
You a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Sweet or potato?
(Kinnell, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Sweet, hence the syrup! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Other foodstuffs blurring the sweet / savoury boundaries:
Rice
Nuts

Feel free to add your own.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# sugarsteak
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Pan fried peaches in hot mutton gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Muffins.
Actually true.

Conventional vs English
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# bacon, cooked, then dipped in maple syrup
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Chicken.
They make a dessert with it in Turkey. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Recipes or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# There's this great site called "Google..."
fxcuisine.com/default.asp?language=2&Display=219&resolution=high
I've never made it. I did try it in Turkey, but ur yuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:22, archived)
# How about I just give you a mouthfucking recipe instead.

Almonds, slivered almonds actually. Those are the kind cut into thin slices, just in case you're a fucking idiot.
Pre-heat a heavy pan over a medium-high flame then when it's good and hot throw on enough almonds to evenly cover the pan.
Keep turning and moving the almonds every 30 seconds or so. They should start to brown after around 3 minutes. Any sooner and the pan is too hot.
When they've started to turn golden brown on both sides, reduce the heat a little and drizzle over some naturally brewed tamari. Eden make a pretty good one. PLZ none of that Kikoman shit SRSLY. Get some real tamari.
RANT OVER. You want enough tamari to leave several drops on every sliver of almond. If in doubt add a little more. You don't want them swimming in it though ok.
Keep moving the almonds around with a spatula while the tamari dries out. This will happen pretty quickly.
As soon as the tamari has dried out, pour on some maple syrup. NOT SOME BREAKFAST SYRUP CRAP FFS USE THE REAL THING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
You just want enough syrup to lightly coat the nuts. Keep it moving in the pan and the syrup will start to go stringy. You'll see what I mean.
As soon as it goes stringy, toss it out onto a plate and let it cool. SRSLY DON'T eat it until it's cooled down a bit because it takes a while to crisp up.
Thank me at your leisure.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# that's a ranty recipe there.
you should eat more bran.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:22, archived)
# You see, THIS is the kind of thing I've been waiting for...TV people take note.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# screams.
death.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)
# curses
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
I was thinking about adding in bees! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# i will use the waffle hands that you reject.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# I disagree! I think they would be
AWAFFLEY VERSATILE!

HAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHa
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hahahahaha

:(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# :|
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 8:06, archived)