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[challenge entry] stick a head on it and have fun....that's my motto for the day:D


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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!
There is light at the end of the tunnel! He may need to burrow more though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I prefer "Wrap your whacker, before you attack her."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# my old favorite.
"one up the bum, no harm done"

They take a bit of convincing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# What's so terrible about working in a library?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# nothing
if you have tits and no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I don't understand but okay.
Being unemployed ain't no hlll of beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I'm unemployed.
have been for years. It's great.

Librarian isn't a job. It's something to do because McDonalds rejected you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I'm going to assume you're on some sort of war pension/stipend.
I would shit broken glass to work in a library if
it saved me from flipping burgers for proles in McDs.

You have the universe of literary genius at your fingertips.
You're assaulted by a legion of fit college students daily.
How can that be worse than shovelling offal into the faces
of people too thick to operate a microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# You're assuming that Pasanonic has a valid argument...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# fucking hell.
have I pissed you off too?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Ha. No, not really.
Just in a bad mood, and aggressive because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I like librarians
really.
I love libraries and think that more reading would save society.

Actually I just have a problem with one librarian who is an abusive cunt on here and I just wanted to subtley let him know that I know where he works and it was me who told his city employer how he spends his working hours using the library computers making abusive comments and death threats.

I do get an army pension but it's only beer money.
I've been retired officially for 5 years but unofficially nearer 9.
I made my money in construction.
I'm genuinely sorry that your job situation does not appear good, however I'm old school and I'd rather be on the dole than abandon my pride to be somebody's bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Well said and fair enough.
This is the pathetic thing of it - I decided to quit my (managerial)
job and look elsewhere. So I got a temp job at the local hospital,
where I did all right for a couple of months then caught a cold -
during which I pulled a muscle in my back. I asked to be given
lighter duties and instead I got the elbow. My back was fine a week later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
#
convincing rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# haha
Better stock up, they're changing the formulation so it dissolves less well in liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I've already developed
an atomiser. Write 'Chanel' on the bottle and they administer it themselves, avoiding any uncomfortable legal issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Nice idea.
Can I suggest you change the logo to 'charnel' - that way chanel can't sue you and you'd have an extra lol if you needed to 'dispose of the evidence' at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# :DD
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# :D
woo as usual mr elvis, woooooooo

isnt he a darling
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha...just purrfect
*lolcatfan*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
TJ: Vladimir Putin is a bit of a bastard: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8613176.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# for stating that
nothing like this has happened before? I think he may be correct. I don't recall a situation where an accident has taken the life of a country's leader (albeit a figurehead not involved in actual policy decisions) along with other prominent officials.

I'm not understanding your ire.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I think he's imagining Putin saying it in a sarcastic voice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# ah.
he'd be a right cunt in that case. (Putin, not Yemen. [who may actually be a cunt being a student but I could not possibly suggest that])
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# :D:D....He's a funny guy that Putin
hows about a shop Putin compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Putin on the putz :
dictionary.reference.com/browse/putz
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# He's doin' an endoscopy of his own self . . . "Stick ahead and get there in the end!"
More motto !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This is absolutely spendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)