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# The largest anaconda ever measured was almost 28 feet
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I'm bigger than that.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# The combined length of the small and large intestines in an adult human is about 28 feet
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Shit! I've got the world's largest anaconda in my belly D:
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Well in that case
Go for a poo!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# And if it doesn't want to leave
dangle a live piglet around your bottom.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# But I don't own a teacup pig :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# What if I've shat some of mine out?
Does it grow back? :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Shit... that's a lot of feets
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# The longest
reticulated python recorded was 33ft. I had two as pets.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)