


some bastard's laminated her underwear and sharpened her feet!
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52,
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i've just twatted my sore elbow on my desk! it has even less skin on it now :(
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:11,
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It's not pretty.
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15,
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dangle a live piglet around your bottom.
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36,
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reticulated python recorded was 33ft. I had two as pets.
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27,
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at least i have a normal reason for having a battered elbow
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:19,
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He has bandages wrapped around them and he looks very silly, but he can't walk so it's sad and he looks sorry for himself :(
He is getting better though.
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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He is getting better though.

As Magritte might have said 'ceci n'est pas une pair of norks'.
I'm not erudite enough to know if this is a simulacrum, but it might be.
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:06,
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I'm not erudite enough to know if this is a simulacrum, but it might be.

I put it on canvas for a birthday present though, so was worth it in the end.
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09,
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yay, ancient vector repost time. My favorite time of the night.

Click for bigger (132 kb)
My first ever :)
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:11,
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Click for bigger (132 kb)
My first ever :)

More beardy men with pipes!

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