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For Jesus is Open to All

(Autoclave, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 15:17, archived)

Woo! Giant bee

is on memepool.
I must be married to a God! Woo again!
It's here if you missed it!

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 14:45, archived)

Settle down love

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nicey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 15:09, archived)

Sorry...

must be all that wine I've been drinking..

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 16:31, archived)

you ARE married to a god. no qu3stions.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 20:45, archived)

woo

a bit of l33t crept in there. must be the cider.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 20:46, archived)

Woo

I'm up late i've been t o my ISPs birthday party he's wasted.

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nicey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 21:00, archived)

forgot to set as "a photoshopped jesus", sry :'(

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Umojan, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 14:12, archived)

if jesus wasn't a jew...

www.geocities.com/nessonett2001/Hitler.gif">

(nessonett, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 13:53, archived)

Knew I'd seen it before somewhere...

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 16 Dec 2001, 4:41, archived)

something awful dot com

anyone know what happened? I was looking at some of the photoshopping stuff and boom the whole site was gone. that was last night, and it's still gone.
and what's all this $10 nonsense. sounds a bit shitty doesn't it.

(Robocop, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 13:18, archived)

looks like the server's being

changed as noted in a comment below.

p.s. the giant bee thing is on memepool now!!

(cold, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 13:22, archived)

ah jolly good

I've never been to SA forums anyway, but there's some great stuff there every day. like the movie and game reviews in particular. Read the one about the sega game involving muscle men in speedos' flying about atop flowers and sodomizing each other? astonishing.

(Robocop, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 13:34, archived)

Woo! memepool

fame at last

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 15:05, archived)

SA Server woes...

Just found out - Not a server changeover... It's a big DDOS attack by some malicious buggers with nowt better to do... Twats, depriving me of my Forum goodness...

The forums there were doing 110 Gigabytes a day of file transfers... Try keeping a service with bandwidth bills that hefty free... :(

-=NMN=-

(NoneMoreNegative, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 15:55, archived)

Never mind...

shit happens.

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 16:29, archived)

I wonder

if it has anything to do with the latest Awful Site of the Day, the deserving "Agent Steal" hacker / dickhead

(Robocop, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 19:09, archived)

Yeah

Bollocks to it. Doesn't matter, you'll be alriight etc etc...

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nicey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 21:03, archived)

When Flash Developers make prank calls...

(Dan Century, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 12:58, archived)

Hahaha

that is one of those things that I think is funny simply because it's not.
-tyler?

(DonkeyRhubarb, Sun 16 Dec 2001, 1:59, archived)

A few cool sites ;)

Ever get annoyed with your monitor? We did:

See the rest of the madness, videos included at www.letsblowitup.com

Also get a load of BulbYonder, for all those pissed off blueyonder people!
www.bulbyonder.co.uk

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Alex Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 12:38, archived)

It's funny...

...because it's true...

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 16 Dec 2001, 4:45, archived)

oh globbits!

(alky, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 12:01, archived)

hmm.

i'm sure berk's eyes should be on *top* of his head.

(corruptia, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 18:31, archived)

jesus was a woman

come on jesus, don't be shy

(Kimmy, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 11:13, archived)

fear

hey ppl, i just registered today, and im not too sure wot this is all about. how'd ya make those jesus pictures?

(girlsetsfire, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 10:46, archived)

This should help

B3TA FAQ

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nicey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 12:39, archived)

err...

I think they use photoshop dude... I don't, a can of meths and a match is my method!

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Alex Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 12:40, archived)

News just in...

Vatican approves modification of 'Sacred Heart' icon to appeal to younger demographic...

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(NoneMoreNegative, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 10:02, archived)

Ha-dooo ken! Can you do a Dhalsim, spitting out the flames of the Holy Spirit?

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KQ, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 11:33, archived)

Jesus Christ the Screen Saviour

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limpfish, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 9:44, archived)

*grin*

I like it :)

How about the dropdown box being open, with some other potential saviours to choose from..?

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(NoneMoreNegative, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 10:16, archived)

Couldn't resist it...

Hope you don't mind Brad.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 16 Dec 2001, 5:26, archived)

nice one

but you could've picked the right font! :)

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limpfish, Sun 16 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)

Maybe I could...

But when using MSPaint, the Devil Drives...

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 16 Dec 2001, 14:11, archived)

Re: SomethingAwful Photoshoppery...

Sign up... We always need more quality pixelsmiths in the SomethingAwful Photoshop Challenge (I moderate the SAPC, and there's a lot of Comedy Gold hewn there weekly). The rest of the discussion forums are the most vibrant and amusing I've ever come across online - Well worth the $10.

[advert over - we now return you to your scheduled foruming]

:)

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(NoneMoreNegative, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 9:16, archived)

$10?

Could you tell me what that is in pounds and new pence old chap?
Thanks awfully!

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 9:51, archived)

Re: $10?

Errm... About seven quid, I'd guess...

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(NoneMoreNegative, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 10:05, archived)

Seven quid?

and it doesn't even work? I don't think so me old matey.

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 10:25, archived)

7 squid?

7 squid? What's that in octopus?

(nonemorepositive, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 14:45, archived)

That's about

half a ton of tuna in octopus

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 15:02, archived)

Tuna exchange rate

So: 7 squid=500 pounds (octopus) / tuna. British money sure is confusing.

(nonemorepositive, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 19:06, archived)

No, no, no

half a ton is the same as 2 ponies, which is a fair exchange for 7 squid.

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Wifey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 20:16, archived)

something awful?

what's the url?

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limpfish, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 9:56, archived)

SA Url?

It's usually www.somethingawful.com , but I think the server's being refitted this weekend, so no pages up at the mo :(

-=NMN=-

(NoneMoreNegative, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 10:06, archived)

I think I'll stick

to B3TA thanks. Our discussions at best are stupid, senseless and trivial, but at least we don't have to pay to have them. And that's the way we like it.

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nicey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 10:20, archived)

Just saw your profile

How can you possibly rate the milk chocolate digestive over the fig roll... I wouldn't even rate the fig roll in the same league - it's an art form of food or something...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 11:11, archived)

The fig roll

does seem to elicit heated debate. My biscuit preferences do change from day to day but those are probably my all time faves. I've been meaning to do a special feature on them for some time but I've been a bit wrapped up with Giant Bee's.

Which brand of fig roll where you thinking of?

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nicey, Sat 15 Dec 2001, 12:33, archived)

Jesus H Christ!