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looky here

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_423872.html

"I am doing this because I feel this has gotten too close to reality and I choose to be responsible enough to stop it right here,"

thankfully not the words of hatten.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:37, archived)

so you think THATS

bad - check this one out...

www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_423343.html?menu=

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:51, archived)

I like the way

they say he MADE the images - becuase since that wasn't actually his charge - it would imply that he'd had fun photoshopping things he'd downloaded. He is our leader, after all.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 5:23, archived)

That ages you ...

and me

(Pieforce, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 6:43, archived)

meaning

monkeon's original post "looky here". how come my reply ended up down here

(Pieforce, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 6:46, archived)

actually now I look again ...

i meant to reply to the one below about the pop idol winner ... I've made a right mess of this ... how do you delete posts ... I'll get me coat

(Pieforce, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 6:49, archived)

pop idol

the winner

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:18, archived)

inevitable really:

www.terroristornot.com

(chalfont st giles, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 3:45, archived)

Cuttie Williams

http://www.cuttiewilliams.f2s.com

Ahh nothing quite like photoshopping a failed soul jazz starlet from the late eighties of an evening.

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 2:39, archived)

Rex the Runt

how cool ... ive just got home from a weekend outand watched this show for the first time... it was on bbc2 and it was metal ... just like us folks... really funny

www.aardman.com/rextherunt/

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hal9000 sme, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 17:02, archived)

bugger

man i can't ty[e ... doh !

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hal9000 sme, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 17:05, archived)

Rex.T.Runt

Damn funny, and Eddie Izzard occasionaly guests aswell, look out for the alien farmer bloke person. It's a good few years old now is that cartoon.

(Olly Aphonix, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 18:18, archived)

Found this flash game

http://www.dreamcast.com/games/gamecube/post_gamecube1look.jhtml?article=1look_supermonkeyball

(Olly Aphonix, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 14:04, archived)

The Pygmy Shrew

Distinguishing Features - Overall colouration, reddy-brown above with grayish or brownish underparts. Snout, long; legs, short; feet, clawed.

Size -
7.11 - 10.4 cm (2.8 - 4.1 in)

Habitat

Common throughout Northwestern Ontario in mixedwood environments, bogs and wet fields.

Diet

The pygmy shrew feeds mainly on insect larvae, beetles, spiders and carrion.

Notes

The pygmy shrew spends much of its life burrowing and foraging underground where it has few enemies. Above ground it often falls prey to hawks, owls, snakes and other carnivores. A female will typically produce one litter of 3 to 8 offspring each year.

Other common shrews of Northwestern Ontario-

It's difficult to say how many kinds of shrews there are. New species become recognized continually; in North America, more than thirty species have been described, some only in the past few years.

Arctic Shrew - Sorex arcticus
Masked Shrew - Sorex cinereus
Water Shrew - Sorex palustris
Northern Short-tailed Shrew - Blarina brevicauda

Less-common shrew of Northwestern Ontario-

Smoky Shrew - Sorex fumeus

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)

I'm in love with www.legnog.com

http://www.legnog.com/music/iol2x/movie.swf
is the coolest flash movie I've seen in five minutes -- check it out, yo! =>

www.legnog.com
Glad someone posted this movie to filepile =>

([email protected], Sun 14 Oct 2001, 0:49, archived)

Cat induced seizure

I find I do better at the catgame if I say a word associated with the photo as it appears. However, this results in a seizure-like reaction after about 3 photos. It is very uncomfortable.

(joshuae73, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 16:25, archived)

Bodysled=hilarity

"That guy must be nuts."

(roboto, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 8:01, archived)

Cream of Sum Yung Gui

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YO UDDER ISS REEDI SIR

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 20:17, archived)

ROMAN POLANSKI, BUNGLE & JOEL.

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WHAT COULD GO WRONG..? But something did..///////////// YOU FILL IN THE BLANKZ. (thanks Joel for your head in this, and thanks Roman for the use of your name.. and thanks to Bungle.. hope your ass is not too sore. )

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 17:29, archived)

Wooooooooo

Woo times two!

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crab_bloke), Sat 13 Oct 2001, 6:57, archived)

office photocopier pranks for the post-tech age

www.scanfun.net - check out the "themes" page. beyond description...pushing the outer limits of the porn/art interface or summat

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 17:20, archived)

"God bless America"

.... er ... or something ... do you think they use the office scanner? please tell me they don't

(Pieforce, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 5:39, archived)

I always wondered why the glass was smeared

...but no way the taliban can beat a whole nation of patriotic tittie scanners

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 18:47, archived)

CAN U SEE WHAT IT IS YET.,.

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CAN U SEE IT..?

RIGHT IM OFF INTO THE STUDIO TO START A MIX.
I REALLY WANNA SEE SOEM BUNGLE RAVE MADNESS GOING ON !! BIG IT UP BUNGLE DUBNESS

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 16:50, archived)

Dub it Up .. But Wheres Bungle.

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CAN U FIND HIM .. ???

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 16:46, archived)

Its all about the Bungles Baby

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(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 16:44, archived)

Photoshop This #3: Echidna

(BTW: read B3ta newsletter 13 for the winner for the last competion.)

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rob, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 14:01, archived)

Try to reconnect.

Bigger

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 14:28, archived)

WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER.

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(Ix the Wiz, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 16:47, archived)

space echidna

isn't he a happy chappy?

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crab_bloke), Sat 13 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)

Wow...

Looks like this guy I once knew... o.o

(Raurenu, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 20:31, archived)

Spineless

(Pieforce, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 17:27, archived)

fantastic

just fantastic

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crab_bloke), Sun 14 Oct 2001, 18:55, archived)

i wholeheartedly

agree.

you should put some of your fucked-crab submissions up here as well...

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:28, archived)

Built with the aid of beer

mmmm Beer

(Sul, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 17:43, archived)

Icechidna

Brrrrr. Isn't he cute?

(Autoclave, Sat 13 Oct 2001, 23:24, archived)

I had the strangest dream.

What's in the tea?

(Chris Beltran, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 2:34, archived)

strange dream

nice work - love the randomness of it all. would look good on my site.

(scroogedmcduckz, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:00, archived)

strange dream

I agree with your comments on this one. I'd like it on my site, too.

(Maddy, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 23:41, archived)

I had the strangest dream

Awesome creativity. Very random. good going.

(Maddy, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 23:40, archived)

strange dreams

Great job! very funny.

(Maddy, Mon 22 Oct 2001, 23:53, archived)

Killer echidna

I probably watch too much crocodile hunter on discovery

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Harold, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 6:09, archived)

Attack of the spaceshrews

taking advantage of the changing of the echidna guards evil spaceshrews launch sneak attack

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 13:11, archived)

fantastic hats

it's hats like that that put the great in great britain.

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crab_bloke), Sun 14 Oct 2001, 18:55, archived)

Attack of the spaceshrews part II

Space echidna is defenceless in the face of their merciless and whiskery attack

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 14 Oct 2001, 13:46, archived)

Aaargh

no wonder he looks so oppressed. someone help him. please!

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crab_bloke), Sun 14 Oct 2001, 18:54, archived)

Kein Mhrheit Fur Die Echidna

I hope you guys understand this one .... :)

[img]draxsath.20m.com/kmfdm-echidna.jpg[/img]

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lohr, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:54, archived)

huh?

well i kinda thought you just use html code to post it...can someone fill me in?

at least the link works

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lohr, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:59, archived)

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Echidna

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lohr, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 4:58, archived)

Can anyone help?

I can't start my echidna.

I think the points are gone...

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chthonic, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:10, archived)

PFFFFTTTTT

You swine! - I was drinking coffee when I saw that & I laughed and spat it all over my computer.

Still the clean up is worth it...

Cheers mate!

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:13, archived)

genius

oh lordy.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:14, archived)

Panic over - she's running again

I'll be able to get to that meeting on time now.

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chthonic, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:19, archived)

aaaaaaargh

thank fuck for that. you are truly a genius. bravo.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:25, archived)

Surely

we have a winner here. Brilliant

(Pieforce, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:22, archived)

yep, it's looking good....

... but there is still room to win. there will be winner until Friday.

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rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 12:29, archived)

i thought i would finally

Make a contribution to the edited pics.

My artistic talents know no bounds, as you can see...

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:54, archived)

argh!

she has me under her control. save me.

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rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:55, archived)

just dont look into th

eyes...

they will hypnotize you until she can pull your mortal soul from your rectum.

with her dog.

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:07, archived)

does she control the dog

or does the dog control her?

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:16, archived)

what dog?

its an echidna....

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:20, archived)

i was hoping that this

would get on the echidna board... is it not good enuff?

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:44, archived)

hell yeah

give rob a bit of time to get around to it though.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)

yeah... it's great...

i'll herd any stray echidnas to their penn at the end of play today.

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rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:13, archived)

WOOHOO!

My first echidnimage.

Im very excited!

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 10:20, archived)

Hmmmmm.....

(Maels, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)

is your name

anything to do with russ and ron?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:05, archived)

my entry

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:06, archived)

how can you possibly condone

cruelty to echidnas?

you are just sick.

(bastardizor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:08, archived)

woo!

there really is hardly any difference in appearance between a battle robot and an echidna is there. hoorah.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Oct 2001, 9:15, archived)

Echidna action - Wahey! (thanks Hairy Chris)

he says, "Hi there

Sorry about this... Don't have webspace at the moment, so I can't post it
myself.

Dead simple, but no-one had done this one when I last looked.

Hmmm.

Hairy Chris"

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rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:24, archived)

echidnas on heat (via nick evans)

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rob, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:44, archived)

Prickly plaything

Hmmm, Bit crappy but it's my first so have patience...

(drToutatis, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 11:37, archived)

Echidna Wars

(Deconstructor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 17:50, archived)

Er, sorry, meant for echidna page

(Deconstructor, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 17:51, archived)

nah... that's fine... i can always move them at the end of the day

btw: it's a great image.

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rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:38, archived)

try this for size

she just looks familiar..

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raver, Mon 15 Oct 2001, 18:43, archived)

Is that Cameron Diaz?

and why is she wearing gaffa tape? is it like "jacks creation" in "UKs fatest men"?

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rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:41, archived)

Those are Peril Sensitive Sun Glasses

(and for those who don't know what _they_ are, see this fab emulation)

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chthonic, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:00, archived)

I remember that

I managed to get out of the house but then ...

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 5:29, archived)

It had to be done

Gary Glitter is made up of:

69 % lead
7.7 % pot ash
6.8 % texture enhancers
5.5 % crocodile
14 % Echidna Nest

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 3:21, archived)

The truth is out there...........

yak yak

(scroogedmcduckz, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:35, archived)

uh oh........

i knew that laser vision would be useful...

(scroogedmcduckz, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:12, archived)

I must stop this soon...

In homage....

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:59, archived)

this one doesn't even need photoshop

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:26, archived)

though if it did, perhaps this

would come into play

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:30, archived)

I was thinking of something

Hannah Gordon related. Give me a minute

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)

here she is... a pretty lady echidna

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pep, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:38, archived)

beautiful

just beautiful

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 13:54, archived)

pep, that is fantastic

is she single?

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 18:12, archived)

Photoshop is so oldschool

Click here for flashy goodness since I have no idea if you can put up flash like you can a pic.

(Autoclave, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 18:48, archived)

Wow...

Hey Ned, it's coming right for us! Thin out their numbers! Nooooooo!!!

(Heyharry, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 19:29, archived)

WOW! I've only just noitced this ...

... it's fantastic!

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rob, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)

That is absolutely amazing

you have flash ninja skills indeed, mr fudd

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crab_bloke), Fri 19 Oct 2001, 13:39, archived)

I am humbled

This is just amazing...oh, wait, I did this. It stinks!

Thank's to you all :) I haven't touched flash in like a year so it took a while just to figure out how things worked again. 5 grueling hours for this "masterpiece"

(Autoclave, Fri 19 Oct 2001, 16:53, archived)

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