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did somebody already post this

discover hip hop site?
because i want a headband, man.

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pep, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:12, archived)

I think this chap has just heard about the hip hop site

ladies and gentlemen a tarsier!

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:32, archived)

look at him! He's so down wit da kidz

he can't get enough of hip hopping.

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pep, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:38, archived)

wicked!

reespekt!

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:48, archived)

I liked the sheep movie so much

I bought the company...

[arse, can't embed movies]
it is here

Yrs, Kermit

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chthonic, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:55, archived)

genius!

I just made a fool of myself by laughing out loud.
Now everyone knows I barely work for a living.. or i work for a living barely.
Either one is working for me right now.

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pep, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:57, archived)

That is brilliant

How did you do it?

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:16, archived)

absolutely fantastic

you'll go to heaven for that.

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 12:22, archived)

what program

did u use to make that short amendment?

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 15:34, archived)

chthonic may use something different

but i'd do it in premiere. you can have an under-the-table copy if you want (not that it's got anything to do with me). mail me off the board if you like.

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 18:15, archived)

QuickTime Player and ImageReady

The Pro version of Quicktime (or MoviePlayer 3.1) can export a .mov as a bunch of numbered frames.

Imageready can import a folder of frames as an animation. Cut, paste, export gif animation.

However, the animated gif was huge, so I opened it in QT Player again and exported it as a Sorenson .mov file with tons of compression to get a 34K file.

(I've got quite limited download bandwidth from my ISP so I have to be careful, esp with you folks :)

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chthonic, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 3:13, archived)

Premiere

I am rather new to the Movie stuff. I got a copy of premiere given to me but havent installed it yet. Is this the program that enables you to creat mov. and mpg files for viewing. Sorry I know you're not Adobe but you guys are obviously more experienced in this field than I.

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 3:35, archived)

Yup

Premiere is a digital video editing package- I honestly couldn't tell you if there's anything better as it's the only one I've used, but it seems to be pretty much the standard for desktop use. Timeline format should be fairly familiar to most people, easy to use, works ok, takes forever to process. Is that any help?

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crab_bloke), Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:09, archived)

Yeah great

thats cool as milk ta. ONe thing tho, is the main movie part of it required for you to download images from camera into PC? Sorry I should just go and have a look but I got some movie clips I want to convert to mov and wondered if Premiere was specifically for this stuff or if it was for animation.

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:17, archived)

this is great

news
they're so ugly.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:34, archived)

god that IS ugly.

that would scare you shitless first thing in the morning.

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pep, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:51, archived)

fab cartoon

http://www.goldinc.com/~shammack/pengo/xfp2.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:44, archived)

By climpie!

those are excellent!

try 'Bonk from above'...

www.goldinc.com/~shammack/pengo/xfp3.html

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:07, archived)

perhaps if that yoda winner

had won one of these she'd be happy. They're loverly.

www.arthropod.net/la210.htm

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)

Thought you lot might

appreciate this...

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:50, archived)

she should be happy

I got one of those from my sister at christmas - it's fantastic

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)

What is that

that Yoda is holding.

Looks like a big vibrator - no wonder she's not happy

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chthonic, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:15, archived)

so ammusing

plus she looks like Louise Nurding, which is nice.
I guess.

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pep, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:55, archived)

she looks

about as much like louise nurding as jimmy saville

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 15:38, archived)

she doesn't

look like jimmy saville at all- which is a shame. actually, i'd have to agree with pep on this one. sorry, no offence.

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 18:17, archived)

Actually

I retract that, she looks a bit like Ian Brady if you squint. The hair is obviously a disguise.

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 2:41, archived)

I'm a bit concerned she was a

Hooters girl, their quailty control is slipping.

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chimpy, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 4:03, archived)

good news...

(if I'd checked my spelling, anyway)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:35, archived)

better news

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)

yum!

what do wasps make honey out of?
I've never seen any with pollen sacks.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)

They just go down the shops

Like everyone else.

Just they've got a good business in remarketing the stuff. Clever, eh?

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chthonic, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:17, archived)

I would have thought that was obvious

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:37, archived)

that is both very good

and gross

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)

Clearly

I have too much time on my hands ... Out of work and can't watch another episode of water colour challenge

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:50, archived)

What better way to pass your time, though?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)

I thought that

Tots TV was the mainstay of the modern out of work type...

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)

watercolour challenge rules

when i was on the dole - i never missed an episode. It's really relaxing TV.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:06, archived)

yeah

like crown green bowls.

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:10, archived)

Actually

The Hoobs is my favourite

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 11:17, archived)

I reckon

that this shit beats telly any day. but then that's just me. but seriously, I'm freelancing and absolutely skint and b3ta stopped me doing more than 10 minutes on commissioned work today.

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 18:21, archived)

Bravo!

*applause*

(Man In A Suitcase, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 2:43, archived)

See

We may be poor but all we need is a little love and several thousand pounds worth of computer equipment and we'll be alright

(Pieforce, Wed 17 Oct 2001, 5:10, archived)

can anyone find me

a picture of a giant dog being clumsy. That's what I really want to see today.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:53, archived)

Bella Emberg

Here you go Monkeon. From me to you.

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

ta!

fact: bella doesn't eat anything without a face

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:11, archived)

Bella

What if I drew a face on a carrot?

Would she eat it then?

(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)

if it looked

like it could wink, she would.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)

There's a movie

of a sheep running into a wall that always cheers me up here

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:35, archived)

Sheep

That's a true gem!

(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:49, archived)

hurray!

boo!
www.wmal.com/viewentry.asp?ID=167638&PT=adoptapet

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:48, archived)

i like how soprano

"friendly cat" looks like a pyschopath..

(nic*, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:05, archived)

DR Steel

and his amazing pinguin shoulder circus!

I am really getting the hang of this graphics thing arent i?

By the way, i will email a biscuit to anyone who can make him blink.

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:30, archived)

Will it be

One of the pink ones out of Victoria Biscuit Assortment?

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:34, archived)

ooooh - i dont think so

you should ask mr & mrs tea their view on those pink wafers - I think they count as some sort of blasphemy or something.

No - it will be something with cream or jam.

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:47, archived)

How about

a pink wafer with cream and jam and then a quick play of Cuttie Williams' 'Keep On Lovin You' CD. Yes that sounds about right doesnt it Cuttie.

"yeah"

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:52, archived)

Biscuits

I want a Garibaldi for this creation

(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:11, archived)

ummm - i would give you a

garibaldi, but i cant see anything....

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 10:33, archived)

Pink Waffers

Not good, biscuit crime. I saw some the other day in a clearence shop, they were probably left over from some cold war biscuit stock pile. Just because pink waffers are technically possible doesn't make them ethical. Waffers must be covered in chocolate to be palatable, as in KitKat or Tunnocks. You may still find some in a variety pack, if so report them to the correct authorities who will dispose them safely

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nicey, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)

this is the poorest animation

i have ever made. Oh well - it's called "big snow":

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:19, archived)

Heh

Yup, that's a big snow alright.

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:31, archived)

Still

made me laugh out loud - doesn't take much.
Thanks

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:40, archived)

Cuttie And The Jets

From that classic album, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Luton, Beds, LU1 3ET

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:07, archived)

Are you

From Luton?

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:08, archived)

Are you asking me

Or Cuttie?

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:10, archived)

Cuttie

Ah, the sweet soul music.

Who the fuck is he anyways?

(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:12, archived)

Cuttie

The King Of Poor Jazz. No thats Inglis. I mean King Of Poor Soul. From Luton.

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:15, archived)

Cuttie

Does he have a record deal or something?

(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:18, archived)

He used to I believe. I picked up a CD by him at a Scout Hut sale like one of those gay Blue Peter bring and buy affairs. Anyway, the thing is so funny I figure he needs to be immortalised as all the other stars he probably wants to be!

Bastardizor are you a Luton man? Are you Cuttie himself?

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:33, archived)

I'm cuttie, and so's my wife!

(Darth Ian, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:56, archived)

That kind of a party

huh!

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:00, archived)

I am, in fact

A Luton Man

Hooraah! - cuttie lives next door to me.

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:50, archived)

High Fashion Hounds...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)

Penguin Death

here we see the terminal impact effect of the little rocket penguin.

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:51, archived)

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

I cant look at that without pissing myself.

You should win some sort of award, although I should be annoyed because I just spat sandwich everywhere...

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:59, archived)

*chuckle*

Haven't stopped larfing yet.

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blah, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:01, archived)

hahahah

my coffee has gone all over my shirt hahahaha

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:04, archived)

Can you put that beautiful little rocket

penguin into my sergeant pepper/echidna tribute?

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:06, archived)

Here you go

is that ok for you?

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 8:34, archived)

WOOHOO!!!!

CRAB BLOKE IS A GEEEEEENIYUS!

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

Pie Gates

http://www.thespud.com/games/piegates/index.html

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:45, archived)

Why oh why oh why

Has no one responded to my Gary Glitter - Echidna nest hairdo picture?

I spent at least two minutes getting that done, so now im gonna do it again.

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:17, archived)

it's lovely

i like the way he's pointing it out in such a serious and concerned manner. is it an ally or a foe?

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:27, archived)

They share a

symbiotic relationship.

Gary was the echidna's bitch during his prison term.

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:37, archived)

a just punishment

i thought the echidna might be parasitic

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crab_bloke), Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:41, archived)

The Queens Mate

cheeky morning scamp declan curry.

not to be confused with cuttie williams

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:15, archived)

photoshop declan, the bastard

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:29, archived)

i like this man

I wonder if he can tell my future?

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rob, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:56, archived)

edutainment

http://www.rooneydesign.com/LeakyGame.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:46, archived)

Wheres The Wrench

I am one medal away from completing this bastard and I cant find the wrench!

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:13, archived)

YESSSSSSSSSSSS I WIN!

http://www.sawwa.org/pdfs/WaterCert.pdf

(Man In A Suitcase, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:27, archived)

Look out Giant snow!!

Aaaah - kid's penguin pics - someone animate them now

(Pieforce, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:46, archived)

Here we go...

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO

(bastardizor, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 6:55, archived)

Superb

Albert's picture of Emporer pinguins rocks. I like the one diving in.

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nicey, Tue 16 Oct 2001, 7:39, archived)

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