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Rhino Man Gets The Horn

http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/blackbess/rhinohed.jpg

(Ernest Thesiger, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 16:48, archived)

why does button moon look like its made from cheese?

apparently this is why acording to the google 'i'm feeling lucky' button

(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 15:42, archived)

The

best entry page to a website ever? here!!!! i think so....i have no idea what the site is about mind, just liked the surreal entry page

(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 15:11, archived)

Yeah, but that Alexis chick is damn fine

(plainswalker75, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 22:21, archived)

but...

she does drugs. god damned hippy

(james, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 4:34, archived)

I was reading the paper

and I found these

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 14:43, archived)

err,,

wtf are those?

(Zephirus, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 15:06, archived)

More to the point

why were they in your newspaper? Were they using it as bedding? Or did you just pick up a discarded wrapping from a fish and chip shop? (One which fries Armadillos.)

Can I have one?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 17:36, archived)

Random Search

A search for "Taliban" on google's image search engine, returned this.

Maybe they dug the caves?

(Sul, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 10:04, archived)

Maybe we're looking for osama, when we should have gone after snow white and the dwarves.. the cunning vixen.

(Zephirus, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 11:48, archived)

Que?

Hmm, Charo and 3 Oompa-Loompas. . . Kinda makes you think . . .

(plainswalker75, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 22:14, archived)

Todays "Work"

Before:

After:

I call it "Desert Cats: The real enemy of the Taliban"

(Sul, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 9:02, archived)

i found this

quite disgusting site on the 'internet'.
www.downbeat.com
full of pictures of old blokes blowing their own trumpets...

(sinbad, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 8:45, archived)

Hee Hee, I get it. :)

(plainswalker75, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 22:16, archived)

no words can describe it

its just sickening

(Sul, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 17:51, archived)

The back end of a cruise liner

And no amount of glitter is gonna help.

(hackmesser, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)

net animation

I would like to learn how to do computer animation - is there anywhere I can do this or is there a book I can get?
All suggestions welcome

(Emma Kennedy, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 4:02, archived)

ah.. you need to learn the evil world of flash

suggest downloading a trial version from macromedia.com - and clicking all the buttons until somehthing interesting happens.

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rob, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 9:46, archived)

Animation

If you want to get a good overview on the fundamentals of animation computer or otherwise then seek out "Cartoon Animation (How to Draw and Paint Series No.26)
Preston J. Blair" its only 4 quid on Amazon, but even so is the animators bible. It was drawn by one of the great early animators who worked on things like Fantasia, and MGM shorts. You can achieve a lot in things like flash making stuff move, but if you want to make a character walk or change expression or even talk then this is the stuff.

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nicey, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 13:26, archived)

What do you think, Natassja?

(Ernest Thesiger, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 22:14, archived)

borken images :(

Your images don't work - angelfire doesn't allow external referencing.

(Shoehorn, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 4:29, archived)

borken'ell

Oh poo. Funny, they usually show up OK in my browser.
www.angelfire.com/hi5/blackbess/kinski.jpg
Bah!

(Ernest Thesiger, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 8:42, archived)

that's 'cause they are in your cache

angelfire, geocities & tripod are all evil. evil i tell you.

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rob, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)

Scrounging

So are there any worthy freebie sites that allow external referencing? Is this a wild goose chase?

(Ernest Thesiger, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)

One word

Homestead.

(Fidel, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 11:33, archived)

"and with a simple kiss...

the spell was broken."

http://www.antimodal.com/images/frogprincem.jpg

(Shoehorn, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 21:25, archived)

um...

thanks for that.

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rob, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)

thank god

I was getting really fed up with having to scroll straight past that image, beautiful as it was. The problem is, I dont think the other people in my office would understand the whole frog-woman/man porn thing.

(Sul, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 4:15, archived)

yeah... let's keep porn off the board guys

we all know the web is full of it... there are plenty of other places to go - if that's what you are interested in.

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rob, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 5:05, archived)

edit

It lost context, anyway. And it makes me feel kinda... funny.

(Shoehorn, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 14:15, archived)

The photoshop contests...

Are they every Friday?

(Fidel, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 21:09, archived)

Once one was on a Thursday

Does that help?

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nicey, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 15:22, archived)

I suppose

I'll just have to check back more often.

(Fidel, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 18:20, archived)

They are

whenever Rob says so. Although Pep did one once...

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Wifey, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 1:57, archived)

we normally annouce the offical one on friday morning

on the message board.

and then mention it on the newsletter.

it stays open until we set the next competition.

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rob, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 3:56, archived)

ar, is a thing of beauty

XX porn removed XX

(chris simmosn, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 15:48, archived)

That it is!

I bet she's not Shawna :-)

(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 15:52, archived)

Bad Bad Bad

It's not good netiquette to post pictures of my mum.

Naughty.

(hackmesser, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 18:04, archived)

hmm not sure this is absolutely appropriate to B3TA board

Which caters more for afficionados of cute gay animal porn

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 5:39, archived)

Is that a lamp or what?

(plainswalker75, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 22:15, archived)

sorry its so big!

Dirty slut Miss Piggy!

DIRTY MISS PIGGY, BAD MISS PIGGY!

(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 15:18, archived)

i think

that this site is very good. Especialy the frogs. i think that paisley will be in fashion this season. paisley and carrots, with a lumberjack motif.

(sinbad, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:40, archived)

are you in brookside?

i do hope so.

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rob, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)

This is a ä and a ö and a ü

BillGates @ Frasier? may god bless us all

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:16, archived)

if Reply = "" then;

Magnum PI

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:59, archived)

Frog Simulacrum

Snapped approx. 6:45pm 27 Oct 2001.

(Ernest Thesiger, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:03, archived)

Jehew (thx to Guy) .... !!!!

Rott

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:30, archived)

:-)

I could sit and do that all day.

(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:35, archived)

i think

its more of a "Jehew" actually

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 12:44, archived)

yeah well

you gotta get your onomatopia right. or your head will collapse into a pool of bull semen. and that doesnt sounds fun to me

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:23, archived)

This frog...

is evil. It's a good thing superman shows up otherwise the girl would be in big trouble.
Frogger vs. Superman (400k).

My first real flashy thing. I'm so proud...

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Harold, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)

Yeah!

That is really good! Though the music terrifies me...

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spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 11:57, archived)

Say no to frogs

This is because of the frog. The music has frog sounds in it. Frogs are scary.

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Harold, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:37, archived)

I like it!

I think I speak for all of us when I say, Thank Fuck for Superman!

(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 13:59, archived)

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