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# I really have no idea why
nope, none at all

foxnchimp (60k image)
(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 9:36, archived)
# weve taken over the web and now its the music industry
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:10, archived)
# and whats more they have a magic golden blue eyed monkey
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:11, archived)
# oops
sorry bout the pic size but they are small files
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:12, archived)
# ooooooh
she's nicer than my wife
(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 5:13, archived)
# Now this...
is more like it!

misspig (29k image)

"Don't kiss the frog, he's mine!"
(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 7:36, archived)
# johns not mad
he bloody well is

john's not mad

www.cartelcommunique.com
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 20:14, archived)
# Crikey
Yup, that is most certainly your finest work. Absolute fucking shiting cunting wanking genius. Fabulous stuff. How are you guys?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 27 Oct 2001, 8:37, archived)
# watched the VHS yesterday
me & Mrs. Rob were fizzing with excitement.

Nice chorus, "Fuck Shit Cunt Sticks".

The face off with Eminem was cool too.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 28 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)
# seen this nice
site of old pin ups? They're so nice.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:38, archived)
# Check My Log
All this rate my stuff is getting way out of hand...RateMyPoo

(hackmesser, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:20, archived)
# everything about that is
just wrong!
actuallly - I guess you've seen the 'am i this or not' section on www.iamcal.com ? Just read through some of the titles, they're amazing. My all-time fave is still "Am I Jewish holiday or not". fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:24, archived)
# impressive
you need this
(roboto, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 8:04, archived)
# hola
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 17:22, archived)
# steady on lads!
Monkeon - that's what you get upto on a weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 17:53, archived)
# just reminded me
had a party a while ago.. 2 boys & a girl had a threesome on our back garden, but my then (not that bright flatmate) saw them, got confused when he saw they were by a closed door and said "umm, there's no use queuing, you can't get in there"
it was all very emabrrasing.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:32, archived)
# Can I
come to your next party - they sound like fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 2:48, archived)
# I've been very bored today
barrystyle (59k image)
(Sul, Sat 27 Oct 2001, 8:49, archived)
# Someone.. .please...
do something with these, they're from the "Weekly World News" .. some wierd tabloid my brother threw at me.. hi - res versions @ www.rikku.co.uk/stuff/scans.htm

(Zephirus, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 15:21, archived)
# Have you been alerted to this?
I'm not sure if this has been pointed out here, but there's a great Flash animation at albinoblacksheep.convulted.com/flash/demented.html
WARNING: It's very long (aroung half an hour)
(Kid Vid2, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 13:59, archived)
# we saw it a while back actually - he was kind enought o send it to us
amazing - but so long! He must be an old man now it's finished...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:29, archived)
# Why you never see polar bears at the south pole
Furtive little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:57, archived)
# wicked,
it's like a Photoshop masterclass.

and what is best is you could do a series, with lots of different backdrops, as he tries to make it home with the penguin.

anyway home time.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:58, archived)
# kind of bear holiday album.
hmmm.... Project for the weekend maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 12:04, archived)
# that is truely fabulous.
Now i know why there's no penguins where I live. The polar bears (of which there are many) have nicked them all. little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 12:46, archived)
# but the best ozy pic so far...
is this - a masterpiece



He sends his love...
(bastardizor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:43, archived)
# you want animals?
this is my collection of pets. i have then trained to sing Celine dions greatest hits. they also act out the play "cats" if you feed them the right kind of silverfish pate.
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:33, archived)
# be careful though
feed them the wrong type and this happens
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)
# i think this picture...
of a talking to dolphins, spiritual kinda Les Dennis, need photoshopping.



(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:24, archived)
# something for the weekend, sir?

Right. Must. Go. Home. Drag. Away. From. Computer.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 12:05, archived)
# I KNEW I saw Les Dennis in the Weekly World News!
www.geocities.com/tokidvid2/images.html
(curse Geocities for not letting me post this directly.)
(Kid Vid2, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 18:15, archived)
# I'm bored and my badger's cross
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:23, archived)
# Your badger looks like Ann Robinson.
I can almost hear her telling me that I am the weakest link.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:29, archived)
# i upset my emu
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:39, archived)
# Harrison Ford
is involved in this somehow. Maybe these people brought him this is a present
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:14, archived)
# isn't that what her name?
fergie?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 12:49, archived)
# hmm, polar love


Looks a bit more furtive than just plain old love.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)
# That's lovely!
Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:01, archived)
# i wonder if polar bears
find Mr Glitter's actions 'cute'?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:03, archived)
# what they didnt show was how it ended


the little fella's under there somewhere.
he never stood a chance.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:10, archived)
# looks scary if you ask me
*I* wouldn't like his hairy sharp paws all over me.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:08, archived)
# I think he looks very furtive really

"no-one's looking, I'm 'avin' this..."
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:25, archived)
# huzzah!
bravo!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:26, archived)
# it takes a genius
to make me laugh so hard i spill my chicken soup.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:31, archived)
# terribly sorry.
send on the dry cleaning bill.
BTW, for any pedants, yes I *know* it's a picture of a polar bear at the South Pole. Geography was never my specialty.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:42, archived)
# but
surely that makes him even more furtive.


my god, swap the man for the penguin!!!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:46, archived)
# dammit, you're right!

Now we know his true intention!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:51, archived)
# YES!
i can go home a happy man, thank you, i think you should repost that at the top though.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:53, archived)
# HELLO EVERYONE!
Hi Joel my name is Aaron Kirk I am from New Zealand and was wanting to know
if it was possible for me to join your website? as a web designer or a
contributor or a assistance in anything you need. I am 16 and wanting to get
into web site deisng and maintenance, please think this over and call me if
you like.
Sincerely

Aaron Kirk
Y.M.C.A
Private Bag 92
Auckland
Phone:(09) 303-2068
Fax: (09) 303-2068
Email: [email protected]


(Aaron, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:37, archived)
# you
didnt specify breed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)
# do we...
...have to breed?
I fancied an early night.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:41, archived)
# all you gotta do to join in is... join in
show us some nice animals. we like animals.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:44, archived)
# Wow
What's web site deisng? Sounds v cool.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:45, archived)
# What's Private Bag 92
- an extra from Dad's Army?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:55, archived)
# is this...
a true representation of a NZ b3ta reader?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:55, archived)
# That image
would go better with some butter.
(Kid Vid2, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:59, archived)
# looks more like a sponge
or some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)
# you're right you know
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:12, archived)
# place jokes
http://www.ainsworld2.freeserve.co.uk/placejokes/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:13, archived)
# Jimmy Saville
I've just had my memories of jim'll fix it ruined by some evil man.. i think im gonna cry. worldboyo.tripod.com/saville.swf

I wouldnt suggest looking it at work cos ive just had to explain it...
(Bazze, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)
# i like it... but i can't link properly to it.
because of tripods evil referer checking.

is it your work? if so can you put an HTML page round it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 10:21, archived)
# i got it from an html page anyway
im afraid its not mine, but i got the direct link from the source of saville.html
(Bazze, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)

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