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# Scalextric!!!
Just what you need. To play Scalextric with a Swedish parrot!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] old joke, crap photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Hot News - check this
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)
# reminds me of the advert in Viz
omax.net
:p
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:59, archived)
# I couldn't believe
that this hadn't been photoshopped
Brother Harry, know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# startled by a cry for help, crab_bloke flys to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)
# i suspect joel
is wooing whilst he sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:55, archived)
# .
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
Gaz Top and some maniacs with trumpets ON LSD?

Either way, hooray for the inclusion of Mr. Top, B3ta's favourite Z list "celeb"! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:41, archived)
# do you want
my credit card details now or when it's been recorded?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:41, archived)
# i reckon it would sound like the happy mondays
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:45, archived)
# i reckon
more the mondays fronted by mark almond.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)
# son i'm thirty
i never went with your mum - girls are dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:51, archived)
# aaaaah
for years now Ive been singing, "Son, Im thirty, I only went with your mother coz she's dirty"
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
# Me
too.

A quick google backs us up, so don't panic.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)
# Do they
take Amex?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:55, archived)
# They take
anything.
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:00, archived)
# They'd probably
take squid..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:38, archived)
# The Final One


Henry Mancini and a giant zucchini with a big Blue meanie in a Lamborghini

Phew - I've peaked
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)
# Ahhh..
but we're mostly british, and courgette doesn't rhyme with mancini :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)
# Bollocks
I knew i'd screw up somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:41, archived)
# But
Bobba phet with a courgette in a courvette in the wet
would probably work.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:10, archived)
# But...
I should get some points for the Mancini/Blue meanie thing surely?

(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:43, archived)
# Possibly
How big is that thing?

IE, are those little dots flying out bees, or people, or what? or elephants maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:44, archived)
# The Little Dots...
are a physical manifestation of my SuperEgo, although some argue that they are an extrapolated Id.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Ummm
OK.

I like to think of them as elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:55, archived)
# Ok OK
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)
# Ooh
you changed it. Go Yogic Flyers Go
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)
# x-box advert
well cool.
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)
# Saw that the other night
They screened it in the middle of ER, which was a bit shocking :)

Fingers crossed mine arrives on Friday... mmm... Halo... (dribbles)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:52, archived)
# Have you seen
the Halo movie that's floating about at the mo? It's pretty funny, this guy in Oz put a mad soundtrack to it... And had me dribbling like a baby. Marvellous stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:19, archived)
# If you can see this image... Then you can use freeservers.com for image hosting
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)
# arse.
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)
# I can see it.
-
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)
# I can't
I've renamed it now to a .txt file ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)
# thats just
a little red cross. Original image worked here...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)
# didn't work for me ...
... unreliable.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)
# one last go... renaming it .swf
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)
# nope.
it's rubbish. THEY LIED TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)
# seems unreliable
but the original does sometimes work.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:48, archived)
# oh no
now it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)
# I can
see it
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)
# i couldn't
now i can
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)
# I'm really not happy about my server being down ;(
I hope they haven't turned of port 80, cos then I'd have to
pay for hosting....

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:28, archived)
# poor flibz
got those bandwidth blues.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)
# That's the problem
I just dont know.

I can FTP to my server which means either,
1. They've turned off port 80
2. Apache has crashed.

I think 1 unlikely - they'd just turn the whole connection off...but I can't check! *sob* till I get home in like 6 hours :(
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:51, archived)
# Apache has crashed?
sounds reasonable. FTP is a different thing init.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Yeah,
But I don't know for sure,
There's nuffink I can do from here to find out if my port 80 is still open...
I wanted b3ta m3ss3nger to work :(

Did you try it btw rob ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The soundtrack of the film...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I need a job
I know someone's done one similar but...
somebody stop me
I have nothing against Martin Sheen. Or any other cleaning products.
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:27, archived)
# woo & yay
Half Day!! Woohoo!
I'll see you guys tommorrow
(icedragon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# flight club
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# Photoshop 'name that quote and the film it's from' challenge quiz.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)
# times up
'You're gonna knead a bigger boat'
-Jaws.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)
# too hard for me.
i'm thick.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:55, archived)
# overheard this w/e
as I was walking down the street, a new soft top top-of-the-range sports car was just parking. The conversation between the two occupants drifted out:

posh guy 1: "So, do you like the car"
posh guy 2: "It's a bit arrogant"
posh guy 1: "Yeah, but not for Chelsea"
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# I hate cars
that go around thinking they are better than anyone else :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:10, archived)

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