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(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 21:47,
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He's half way thereJust needs a nice cup of tea and a fig roll, or maybe even a slice of malt loaf with some butter on. Lovely.
Is that goose at 15 degrees? It looks friendly.
(Is that goose at 15 degrees? It looks friendly.
nicey,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 18:54,
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Only Surf gets 100% of Harold Shipmans outat 45 degrees
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spacefish bong!,
Mon 19 Nov 2001, 2:30,
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Fig rolesare they buscuit or cake? They should not be nice but they are, what strange things.
(,
Mon 19 Nov 2001, 4:45,
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Of course they should be nice!I'm not sure whether they're biscuits though. You sure as hell can't dunk them in your morning beverage without feeling silly. Reluctant to say either way, but probably not.
Where are you, Nicey? we need your special powers!
(Where are you, Nicey? we need your special powers!
spacefish bong!,
Mon 19 Nov 2001, 4:57,
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Have faithyes they are biscuits. You can also dunk them, if people can't deal with that then that is their own problem. Don't let it stop you enjoying your innocent biscuit eating pleasure. I'm planning a special feature on fig rolls for NIceCupOfTeaAndASit Down, as the American's have something called a Fig Newton which can lead to confusion, and this needs clearing up.
( nicey,
Mon 19 Nov 2001, 6:32,
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Phew!Thankyou! Once again you've saved the day.
( spacefish bong!,
Mon 19 Nov 2001, 6:50,
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You think you're bored?Check this out. It's my first-ever real-deal photoshop attempt.
captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id15.html
(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 19:31,
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captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id15.html
you have made a thing of beautywhich is just what i needed to see to start the week. thankyou!
( spacefish bong!,
Mon 19 Nov 2001, 2:10,
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They're creepy and they're kooky,mysterious and spooky, they're altogether ooky…The Shipman Family
( flibz,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 7:46,
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Man on man..I just keep getting worse and worse.
captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id16.html
(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 20:12,
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captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id16.html
somebody asked for a lobsterI looked, but all I found was evil
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 6:39,
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BrilliantV.Funny. I saw that bout 3 hours ago, but saw it again and read all the writing on it.
Where did you get the magazine cover from?
(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 17:52,
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Where did you get the magazine cover from?
Cuteness begone!Check this sucka out..
captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id13.html
It's worth it this time!
(,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 22:13,
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captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id13.html
It's worth it this time!
mops are cute too!Your evil plans to rid the board of cutesie have failed.
Thank god it was cutesie and not goatse...
(Thank god it was cutesie and not goatse...
spacefish bong!,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 0:02,
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I could do that too..but there's something about a gaping butthole that makes me wanna leave it alone. I dunno
(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 2:55,
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Hey all!I have been reading this message board all afternoon and it's the funniest thing I have seen in my life!
A friend showed me one of the episodes of "Tales of the Blode" and I was hooked.
I will now have to go find a copy of photoshop of my own to try and join in.
As a little request, could someone photoshop a lobster? Please?
(,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 17:50,
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A friend showed me one of the episodes of "Tales of the Blode" and I was hooked.
I will now have to go find a copy of photoshop of my own to try and join in.
As a little request, could someone photoshop a lobster? Please?
far to drunk & tired to photoshop a lobster... but it fills me with happy pleasure to know that your are enjoying the odd world of b3ta.
It's now your duty to spread the word.
The web isn't about e-comerce, or viral campaigns for chocolcate bars... The web is about people connecting... making pictures of penguins... and saying "yeah ... I can join in."
woo. woo. woo.
And woo again.
(It's now your duty to spread the word.
The web isn't about e-comerce, or viral campaigns for chocolcate bars... The web is about people connecting... making pictures of penguins... and saying "yeah ... I can join in."
woo. woo. woo.
And woo again.
rob,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 18:04,
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i havealready told most of my friends about this site.
They like it too.
But i will continue to spread the word however like maggots spread over rotting meat.
Enjoy that visual image.
(,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 18:11,
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They like it too.
But i will continue to spread the word however like maggots spread over rotting meat.
Enjoy that visual image.
The internet has got a diseaseand b3ta is the cure.
evangelical? moi?
(evangelical? moi?
rob,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 18:14,
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another cuddly lobster
Plenty of other good animal costume photos at www.marylen.com
I like the penguinsespecially the one called realistic penguin.
( Wifey,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 16:46,
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The potpourriones are good...
Go to your party dressed as a boiled egg.
Trés chic, non?
There is also a crab.
You could also opt to go as a vegetable.
(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 17:49,
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Go to your party dressed as a boiled egg.
Trés chic, non?
There is also a crab.
You could also opt to go as a vegetable.
Important QuestionsI recently asked soem very important questions to the internets three leading wise men. Dr. Universe, Dr. Science, and the Guru at rathergood.com, who appears to not be a doctor at all! I am trying to determine who is the wisest of the three and I will let you know their answers as soon as I recieve them.
(,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 17:44,
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I'm afraidthe rathergood guru service has drowned in a flood of email (infact various aspects of rathergood are drowned). However, I'm sure if you made it clear that the question was from a "special" person and a matter of honour then the guru could be roused again. Maybe you could repeat the question?
( crab_bloke),
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 19:08,
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Certainly O wise GuruMy questions were:
1) Why do we have eyebrows? It seems to me a totally random place to have hair.
2) Why are women obsessed with dancing? I just don't get it?
also, are the Guru and the Crab Of Ineffable Wisdom one and the same?
(,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 19:12,
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1) Why do we have eyebrows? It seems to me a totally random place to have hair.
2) Why are women obsessed with dancing? I just don't get it?
also, are the Guru and the Crab Of Ineffable Wisdom one and the same?
not sure about the dancing thing but....i was once told that we have eyebrows to stop sweat getting in our eyes while hunting prey. Seemed like a pretty good idea at the time so i guess that could be why ?!?
( hal9000 sme,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 19:32,
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My answers1. if we didn't have eyebrows we wouldn't be able to recognise Roger Moore.
2. dancing is a good excuse to grope men. And vice versa. Also men who dance well are alledgedly also good in bed. Nicey is a very good dancer.
(2. dancing is a good excuse to grope men. And vice versa. Also men who dance well are alledgedly also good in bed. Nicey is a very good dancer.
Wifey,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 2:58,
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Grope a woman then.Or a small furry animal if you're that way inclined. Although this is illegal in some countries so be carefull...
( Wifey,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 3:31,
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No...if that were true then MEN would be obsessed with dancing. The only men I've met who dance only do it to appease their women.
(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 9:50,
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I beg to differMoving to a beat is a very primal basic instinct - hence its presence in primitive tribes and in small children. It is only lost when people become inhibited with age. In my humble opinion those who don't dance are repressed and need to listen to the inner child..
Am I going on a bit? Sorry..
(Am I going on a bit? Sorry..
Wifey,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 10:22,
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Maybe moving to a beat is primalbut I was referring to the kind of dancing that requires you to learn steps and practice constantly before you look decent. That doesn't seem natural to me.
(,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 11:31,
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You mean like that ciroc stuff?And ballroom dancing and stuff? Sorry. Don't know much about that. I agree learning steps is not necessarily a good thing though. Just doing it is best.
( Wifey,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 11:51,
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I'm a nurse too.but I'm not your sister. I think I'm not anyway. Not unless you're my sister Helen?
( Wifey,
Sun 18 Nov 2001, 3:01,
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I especially likethe old NES controller that Shipman is putting away there.
( spacefish bong!,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 13:07,
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the thing in shipmans mouth ...... is the controller for the Nintendo games console, often known as the NES or the Famicom.
It's a bit of a clasic in retro-gaming circles.
(It's a bit of a clasic in retro-gaming circles.
rob,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 18:08,
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did someone mention the resemblence toMr Winkle?
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 12:13,
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I love Mr. WinkleHe's in my top 10 favourite celebrity animals.
( rob,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 18:09,
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makes me think of the crime novelsi used to get from the library as a child. woo.
( rob,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 18:19,
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did someone mention the resemblence toroger moore?
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 11:51,
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did someone mention the resemblenceto robin williams?
( automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sat 17 Nov 2001, 11:33,
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