Cambride Comedy Cellar




Opening night free for b3tans.
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OH FOR FUCK SAKE KICK THE JUKEBOX THAT FUCKING GENESIS RECORD HAS STUCK AGAIN!

You see, this is the kind of classy material I aim to stun the audience with. That and my tazer.

Open mic slot availabe.

List of comics coming soon.
Will include The Fouricci Sequence, Donkey Gums and meeeeeeeeeee!

The lappy pole bar will be open for anyone who fancies it. Just wander through.

DO NOT COME TO THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED.
What am I saying? This is b3ta!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:05, Reply)

I'll be on the door

I won't be dancing.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Ah.

I meant to have a little chat about that.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 0:40, Reply)

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 20:36, Reply)

Verging on yes

How about cheap drinks for b3tans? Go on...

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:35, Reply)

YES.

Depending on work, finances and whether my stomach decides to attack me again.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 27 Apr 2008, 18:48, Reply)

I'll provisionally sign up to this

hopefully, this date will coincide with a period of good health.

( custard, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 16:19, Reply)

I won't sign up yet

but I will look into the possibilities of coming up.
time off work will be called for.
Anyone need a lift from the guildford area or along the route, let me know

(Dangermouse., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, Reply)

You heading past J13 of the M25?

*edit* actually, ignore this, don't think I can go anyway

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 May 2008, 18:36, Reply)

crash here if you want

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 30 May 2008, 18:04, Reply)

Sounds good.

The Missus and I will try to make it, assuming that work doesn't get in the way.

( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:47, Reply)

Nice one.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Will you be recording it?

May be nice to put some edited highlights up on b3ta.

( TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 8:44, Reply)

^THIS^

Would v much like to see real-live-b3ta-comedy offend someone until they go blue, but have prior commitments.

(PyroTyger Bum Fiasco, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 20:50, Reply)

I'll see what can be done.

DM filmed the George. There are already a couple of vids on YouPube somewhere.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Even if it's just the audio...

I like having a bit of comedy to listen to...

_{but then, I'm a radio person...}

( TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:46, Reply)

What are the contact details for the place.

I live nearby but i'd like to ask about an open mic slot sometime in the future. Any info would be good. Cheers

(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:29, Reply)

cellarbar8.co.uk

01223 329603

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:09, Reply)

Thanks...

For the details.

(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:07, Reply)

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This is deliberate spam
An attempt to make money off b3ta
I cannot believe it
This 'Captain' is clear a spam-o-phile

I am going to complain

etc
etc
ect

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( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:08, Reply)

Nice work

*licks*

( tfs bye, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:13, Reply)