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baldmonkey's birthday

send cash
You can send me birthday cash if you like. There's a donate button on my problem page. Fuck knows why you would, though.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:44, Reply)

I'm not going to celebrate because you're a fucking cunt.

Nor will I send cash.

Cunt.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 3 May 2008, 10:43, Reply)

FUCK OFF

(Dangermouse., Sat 3 May 2008, 23:33, Reply)

I think this is only the third time I've responded to a calender thing.

..and the other few times it's been me making fun of Mykey's weight in one of his b4sh things.

I wish we lived together.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 4 May 2008, 13:21, Reply)

Let's go camping.

We can rip cows apart with our bare hands.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:22, Reply)

Here you go:

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:54, Reply)

I'm going to fist fuck you a birthday cake

Candles and everything.

Then I'm going to bite myself. HARD.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, Reply)

I finally bought your book of poems, balders.

I shall celebrate your birthday by reading them all at least eleventy times.

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SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:19, Reply)

I'm signing up because it's my birthday too.

Along with Cher and Nick Heyward from Haircut 100 (80s band).

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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, Reply)

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