Genocidal dictator 'rob' has seemed increasingly unhinged recently. His deranged public broadcasts and obsession with forcibly returning /calendar to the b3ta empire means that the risk of a full-on invasion is increasing by the day. If the mod army starts a war, then a war they will have.

Every able-bodied /calendar b3tan is invited to sign up to join the fight to defend their right to live in a free state, unmolested by 'rob' and his diabolical minions.

Agenda:

08:00 Introductory Briefing - diankale
09:00 Combat Strategy - Reyes Mark
10:00 Refreshments
10:30 Krav Maga for Beginners - Brain Evanson
12:00 Lunch
13:00 jak obezwladnic psa strozujacego, dotykajac jego tylka - mareczek
14:00 Cleaning, Maintaining and Loading your Weapon - Kram Thony
15:00 Unloading your Weapon upon the Faces of your Enemy - Horea Kaii
16:00 Weapon Distribution - Ken Hoobs
17:00 Closing Speech and Anal - diankale

With the growing threat of maniacal 'rob' using chemical or nuclear weapons on /calendar, all spambots are invited to seek asylum on b3ta.com/talk

moribund chat forum
Asylum refugee war crimes sanctuary

and has put a bounty on diankale's head. We should all impose sanctions on him.

sanctions will do nothing

A replacement speaker to cover Combat Strategy will be found, but will not be announced here in case the Wakners target them too.