b3ta.com challenge: new uses for children
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Image Challenge » New Uses for Children  [Suggest a different challenge]

This is a challengestill open
new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
Pages: 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the latest posts)
# Small children will be an effective replacement for sporting equipment

(Old old pea-roast)
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:33, More)
# first female president

might do a good job?
edit - any sign of the newsletter?? /edit
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:32, More)
# I love archery...

...but those bullseyes just don't cut the mustard for me.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:21, More)
# Only one use for kids that I know of?

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:08, More)
# Kids: As a new Health shake?!?

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:07, More)
# Why did they never think of...


...advertising missing milk cartons on the back of children?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
# Life boys?
edit: Oops, forgot to compo
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:53, More)
# It doesn't move or poo or jump or eat or goatse or anything - FACT
oh you are right it does nothing...

shame..
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:51, More)
# children are great for...

catching pigmy flying hippos tired from thier long
summer migration from deepest darkest africa.

bit crap but its beer time...im off to ecuador this
weekend so no b3ta for a month...bye bye : )
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:49, More)
# It doesn't move or poo or jump or eat or goatse or anything - FACT
yes... there it goes
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:48, More)
# It doesn't move or poo or jump or eat or goatse or anything - FACT
just wathc it for a bit and it will
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:47, More)
# Usefull :O)~

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:41, More)
# Weapons Of Mass Distraction


Clicky-Mc-Biggy

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:32, More)
# Kids - they are great for flattening mole-hills

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:21, More)
# KIDS: A replacement for poor CGI in films?


Features:- Cheaper and more realistic!?!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:18, More)
# Children
always make good bait


(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:12, More)
# any one remember the guitar lamp from a while a go?


(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:10, More)
# The kid did good!


Mind you, I can't work out which one is scarier.

A bit crap, but what do you expect for a Friday afternoon with the pub beckoning?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:54, More)
# repost for comp

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:51, More)
# next they'll be using them as speedbumps

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:50, More)
Pages: 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the latest posts)