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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
Small children will be an effective replacement for sporting equipment
![](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAhA44UZsb7Y9jAyGu7fs80CJ6CnMvaalPEi1D6Tq5Byv2mTPuqvObA36zEDUmiInkjV!L1YSTOCCqCUGzx0VKWIDqZ6goJWaSCuZuI8yE/Kidball.jpg)
(Old old pea-roast)
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:33, More)
first female president
![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/childpresent.jpg)
might do a good job?
edit - any sign of the newsletter?? /edit
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:32, More)
I love archery...
![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/j06.gif)
...but those bullseyes just don't cut the mustard for me.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:21, More)
Why did they never think of...
![](http://www.adventinternet.co.uk/missing.jpg)
...advertising missing milk cartons on the back of children?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
It doesn't move or poo or jump or eat or goatse or anything - FACT
oh you are right it does nothing...
shame..
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:51, More)
children are great for...
![](http://buckets.freeservers.com/images/bucket.gif)
catching pigmy flying hippos tired from thier long
summer migration from deepest darkest africa.
bit crap but its beer time...im off to ecuador this
weekend so no b3ta for a month...bye bye : )
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:49, More)
It doesn't move or poo or jump or eat or goatse or anything - FACT
yes... there it goes
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:48, More)
It doesn't move or poo or jump or eat or goatse or anything - FACT
just wathc it for a bit and it will
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:47, More)
KIDS: A replacement for poor CGI in films?
![](http://www.pars.co.uk/sill/hulkreplacement.jpg)
Features:- Cheaper and more realistic!?!
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:18, More)
The kid did good!
![](http://www.ibase.plus.com/b3ta/b3ta_001.jpg)
Mind you, I can't work out which one is scarier.
A bit crap, but what do you expect for a Friday afternoon with the pub beckoning?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:54, More)
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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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![](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAhA44UZsb7Y9jAyGu7fs80CJ6CnMvaalPEi1D6Tq5Byv2mTPuqvObA36zEDUmiInkjV!L1YSTOCCqCUGzx0VKWIDqZ6goJWaSCuZuI8yE/Kidball.jpg)
(Old old pea-roast)
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:33, More)
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![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/childpresent.jpg)
might do a good job?
edit - any sign of the newsletter?? /edit
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:32, More)
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![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/j06.gif)
...but those bullseyes just don't cut the mustard for me.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:21, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://www.adventinternet.co.uk/missing.jpg)
...advertising missing milk cartons on the back of children?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
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oh you are right it does nothing...
shame..
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:51, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://buckets.freeservers.com/images/bucket.gif)
catching pigmy flying hippos tired from thier long
summer migration from deepest darkest africa.
bit crap but its beer time...im off to ecuador this
weekend so no b3ta for a month...bye bye : )
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:49, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
yes... there it goes
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:48, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
just wathc it for a bit and it will
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:47, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://www.pars.co.uk/sill/hulkreplacement.jpg)
Features:- Cheaper and more realistic!?!
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:18, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://www.ibase.plus.com/b3ta/b3ta_001.jpg)
Mind you, I can't work out which one is scarier.
A bit crap, but what do you expect for a Friday afternoon with the pub beckoning?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:54, More)