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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# the moon
for the Teletubby's new adult night time show

(ok its pathetic, but so was teletubbies)
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
# Use Them To Demonstrate Right Angles


At least that'd be useful. Did the 'phone trainer' in the Orange shop in Hammersmith know how to configure my phone to collect pop3 email? Did he fuck.
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:50, More)
# While not as fast...
they are much cheaper than huskies


(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:22, More)
# We can use them to manipulate the weather!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 15:34, More)
# Ah. Children very useful
Got small finger. Yes.


(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:26, More)
# Keep them in a room, in the dark, on a slight slope, until their 21.


Then take 'em to a funfair.

Was damned tempted to make this the laziest post ever - just black!
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:23, More)
# A hot water bottle


alternative title

"thebarebearcub on thebarebear"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:15, More)
# Really is a picture this time, honest...
....
Pirate cadets proved to be a roaring success.


Really wasn't worth it was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:06, More)
# Children are good to use as fishing bait!!!!

(clitasaurus, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 13:26, More)
# Nightclub security

Click pic for full size (205Kb)
(I helped save b3ta! pandiculator, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 12:54, More)
# Children can come in handy.... ;o)

(Miss Abbie, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:22, More)
# They keep going and going and going...


Inspired by VampireMonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:15, More)
# Babies are a handy renewable power source

Clicky for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 10:41, More)
# they could...

... make our shoes
(I helped save b3ta! woowoowoo, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 9:03, More)
# The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...

Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
# They can make great kites


A Larger version
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jul 2003, 3:08, More)
# A New Way to Freak Out the Neighbors

I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
(devour, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
# ... though they do make good cat trainers.

my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
(devour, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
# Testing superglue


William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:48, More)
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