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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
the moon
for the Teletubby's new adult night time show
![](http://www.deadtreekiller.co.uk/tubby.gif)
(ok its pathetic, but so was teletubbies)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
Use Them To Demonstrate Right Angles
![](http://www.hiccup.f2s.com/blog/images/geometry.jpg)
At least that'd be useful. Did the 'phone trainer' in the Orange shop in Hammersmith know how to configure my phone to collect pop3 email? Did he fuck.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:50, More)
Keep them in a room, in the dark, on a slight slope, until their 21.
![](http://www.virginstudent.com/fileserver/upload/773/354/377/NSPCC.gif)
Then take 'em to a funfair.
Was damned tempted to make this the laziest post ever - just black!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:23, More)
A hot water bottle
![](http://teiloproductions.50megs.com/images/lying_on_daddy_26-7-3.jpg)
alternative title
"thebarebearcub on thebarebear"
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:15, More)
Really is a picture this time, honest...
....
Pirate cadets proved to be a roaring success.
![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/pirate_kids.jpg)
Really wasn't worth it was it?
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:06, More)
The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...
![](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UgAhAwAbLZQTYNVoW45Z9*9iBwEbTNtg06ffHUqDuoPCVhBfe06qG8O!0bpf!9lJhKXRI*HrtO2oRVJTwf0izTtxoTn28S06AHAWhZrAJ1SmJjVVG69*kvuoXri4rv86/chimneysweep.jpg?dc=4675431842095717829)
Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
A New Way to Freak Out the Neighbors
![](http://members.cruzio.com/~jamaicad/babysatan.jpg)
I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
... though they do make good cat trainers.
![](http://members.cruzio.com/~jamaicad/cat.gif)
my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
Testing superglue
![Look at that facial hair and tell me you won't have nightmares tonight. God only knows I will.](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/maccabrat/alan/b3ta/testingsuperglue.jpg)
William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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for the Teletubby's new adult night time show
![](http://www.deadtreekiller.co.uk/tubby.gif)
(ok its pathetic, but so was teletubbies)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
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![](http://www.hiccup.f2s.com/blog/images/geometry.jpg)
At least that'd be useful. Did the 'phone trainer' in the Orange shop in Hammersmith know how to configure my phone to collect pop3 email? Did he fuck.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:50, More)
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![](http://www.virginstudent.com/fileserver/upload/773/354/377/NSPCC.gif)
Then take 'em to a funfair.
Was damned tempted to make this the laziest post ever - just black!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:23, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://teiloproductions.50megs.com/images/lying_on_daddy_26-7-3.jpg)
alternative title
"thebarebearcub on thebarebear"
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:15, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
....
Pirate cadets proved to be a roaring success.
![](http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/pirate_kids.jpg)
Really wasn't worth it was it?
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:06, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
of hundred years ago...
![](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UgAhAwAbLZQTYNVoW45Z9*9iBwEbTNtg06ffHUqDuoPCVhBfe06qG8O!0bpf!9lJhKXRI*HrtO2oRVJTwf0izTtxoTn28S06AHAWhZrAJ1SmJjVVG69*kvuoXri4rv86/chimneysweep.jpg?dc=4675431842095717829)
Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://members.cruzio.com/~jamaicad/babysatan.jpg)
I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![](http://members.cruzio.com/~jamaicad/cat.gif)
my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
![#](/images/board_posticon.gif)
![Look at that facial hair and tell me you won't have nightmares tonight. God only knows I will.](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/maccabrat/alan/b3ta/testingsuperglue.jpg)
William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)