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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
the moon
for the Teletubby's new adult night time show

(ok its pathetic, but so was teletubbies)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
Use Them To Demonstrate Right Angles

At least that'd be useful. Did the 'phone trainer' in the Orange shop in Hammersmith know how to configure my phone to collect pop3 email? Did he fuck.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:50, More)
Keep them in a room, in the dark, on a slight slope, until their 21.

Then take 'em to a funfair.
Was damned tempted to make this the laziest post ever - just black!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:23, More)
A hot water bottle

alternative title
"thebarebearcub on thebarebear"
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:15, More)
Really is a picture this time, honest...
....
Pirate cadets proved to be a roaring success.

Really wasn't worth it was it?
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:06, More)
The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...

Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
A New Way to Freak Out the Neighbors

I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
... though they do make good cat trainers.

my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
Testing superglue

William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)


Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)

for the Teletubby's new adult night time show

(ok its pathetic, but so was teletubbies)
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)


At least that'd be useful. Did the 'phone trainer' in the Orange shop in Hammersmith know how to configure my phone to collect pop3 email? Did he fuck.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:50, More)


Then take 'em to a funfair.
Was damned tempted to make this the laziest post ever - just black!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:23, More)


alternative title
"thebarebearcub on thebarebear"
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:15, More)

....
Pirate cadets proved to be a roaring success.

Really wasn't worth it was it?
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:06, More)

of hundred years ago...

Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)


I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)


my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
( , Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)


William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)