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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
I've always found
that sprogs make a marvellous shark deterrent
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sunny_jimbob, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 14:10, More)
Kids make great replacement Beagles
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 14:01, More)
Kittens have uses for children...
Don't fear the re-post...just competitionalising this as suggested last night. Soz.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:27, More)
Baby in a bottle
The perfect gift for someone who already has everything.
Easy to care for and will never leak!
How did they get it in there anyway?
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CaptainKirk, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:19, More)
Combat training.
Because it makes sense to move from inanimate targets to ones that can only fight back a little bit.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 1:58, More)
Isn't it obvious?
Kidnap them, do experiments on them in some kind of tank, then use them as psychic assassins.
Hasn't anyone seen Akira!?!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)
Cannibal Scouts
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:47, More)
The Handy Child-Based Sports Car Stand
( racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:43, More)
Super Kids are useful
For rescuing huge babies after being thrown on top of the Eiffel tower by silly dads
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:23, More)
My baby
Is far to ugly to be usefull for even a freak show
Repost by the way, it was crap then and still is
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 21:20, More)
A good use for kids...
is to teach them to run under tanks while they have mines attached to them. The Russians did it with dogs and lets face it dogs are better then kids.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:36, More)
try again! (sorry)
When fox hunting is banned
if this doesn't work I'm giving up
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 13:29, More)
Kids simultaneously
make the world safer and ease the food crisis...
Massiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive clicky.
Any hints and tips you lovely people could give me in reducing the file sizes of anims would be greatly appreciated.
/ ImageReady novice
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 12:12, More)
They come in handy
around the house
Low hummus this morning, but thought I should enter the compo..
( MissPrism, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:57, More)
Another Use: Emergency Rescue
Here's the original:
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/9298/#post1689514
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 5:42, More)
IM TIRED AND BORED.. ITS A BIT NAFF.... BUT NEED SOMETHING ALMOST ORIGINAL...
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 5:12, More)
New Uses for Children (This challenge is now closed)Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
I've always found
that sprogs make a marvellous shark deterrent
(
sunny_jimbob, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 14:10, More)
Kids make great replacement Beagles
(
DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 14:01, More)
Kittens have uses for children...
Don't fear the re-post...just competitionalising this as suggested last night. Soz.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:27, More)
Baby in a bottle
The perfect gift for someone who already has everything.
Easy to care for and will never leak!
How did they get it in there anyway?
(
CaptainKirk, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:19, More)
Combat training.
Because it makes sense to move from inanimate targets to ones that can only fight back a little bit.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 1:58, More)
Isn't it obvious?
Kidnap them, do experiments on them in some kind of tank, then use them as psychic assassins.
Hasn't anyone seen Akira!?!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)
Cannibal Scouts
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:47, More)
The Handy Child-Based Sports Car Stand
(
racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:43, More)
Super Kids are useful
For rescuing huge babies after being thrown on top of the Eiffel tower by silly dads
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:23, More)
My baby
Is far to ugly to be usefull for even a freak show
Repost by the way, it was crap then and still is
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 21:20, More)
A good use for kids...
is to teach them to run under tanks while they have mines attached to them. The Russians did it with dogs and lets face it dogs are better then kids.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:36, More)
try again! (sorry)
When fox hunting is banned
if this doesn't work I'm giving up
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 13:29, More)
Kids simultaneously
make the world safer and ease the food crisis...
Massiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive clicky.
Any hints and tips you lovely people could give me in reducing the file sizes of anims would be greatly appreciated.
/ ImageReady novice
(
Ijon Tichy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 12:12, More)
They come in handy
around the house
Low hummus this morning, but thought I should enter the compo..
(
MissPrism, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 10:57, More)
Another Use: Emergency Rescue
Here's the original:
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/9298/#post1689514
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 5:42, More)
IM TIRED AND BORED.. ITS A BIT NAFF.... BUT NEED SOMETHING ALMOST ORIGINAL...
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 5:12, More)