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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
poetic monochrome

is this compo worthy? it's not quite a use as a mis-use
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:08, More)
Don't throw away dead kids!

They make really good growbags for porcini....
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:00, More)
Obviously
some films remade with animals would work better than others...
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:59, More)
Scientific Experimentation:

click biggidy
Would certainly make the whining Animal Rights Protestors shut up for a while....
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:45, More)
Not COMPLETELY useless

My first submission actually, and a quick job at that
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:22, More)
New Use For Children:

... Proving the physics behind "Newton's Cradle"
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:10, More)
For God's sake, they're BABIES!!

I'm sick of everyone giving me that look and muttering about "kitten substitutes"...
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:02, More)
No tables? Never fear...
Pint balancing children supplied free with every drink!
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:01, More)
They certainly make a lovely stew

sorry, repost for compo. and nora batty.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:56, More)


Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)


is this compo worthy? it's not quite a use as a mis-use
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:08, More)


They make really good growbags for porcini....
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:00, More)

some films remade with animals would work better than others...

( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:59, More)


click biggidy
Would certainly make the whining Animal Rights Protestors shut up for a while....
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:45, More)


My first submission actually, and a quick job at that
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:22, More)


... Proving the physics behind "Newton's Cradle"
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:10, More)


I'm sick of everyone giving me that look and muttering about "kitten substitutes"...
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:02, More)

Pint balancing children supplied free with every drink!

( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:01, More)


sorry, repost for compo. and nora batty.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:56, More)