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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# A “Human show” in a parallel universe run by Pug dogs.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:40, More)
# Baby Ads
People like babies - right?
Then they must be the prefect delivery method for advertising & spam!


(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:39, More)
# This brat? He's good for nothing.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:18, More)
# Kittens need children at least....

click for larger if you wish
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)
# A modest proposal

mmmmm. mustardy.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 22:25, More)
# Kids,
The Hub Caps of tomorrow

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:47, More)
# my neigbour's kid
tried shaving for the first time today

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:36, More)
# Start 'em working young.


That's what I say.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:23, More)
# HANDY HUMMUS HOLDER!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CANT FIND A PLAcE FOR YOUR HUMMUS!!!!!!!!!


sorry bout the complete shittieness, but we do need ppl to hold our hummus for us dont we?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:06, More)
# Brat Art
hello everyone! My first post.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:03, More)
# 1st post. (Uses for children.)

Even your night-vision goggles won't save you after we finish brainwashing our children into blood-thirsty and drug-crazed storm troopers with long swords and mad red-eye... (Don't forget the funny little read hats, sir.) ...And funny little red hats!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:34, More)
# Fun and laughs
making your own radioactive mutant army

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:21, More)
# Pre Date Breath Tester

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:17, More)
# I'm not really sure where I was going with this...

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:09, More)
# What I use mine for


And yes, those are my slippers
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:50, More)
# for clearing mines..
or this one
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:44, More)
# Go deep!

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:40, More)
# Dumb bombs


(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:34, More)
# Pedo Bait


First post! And yes, I know it's sick...
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 18:19, More)
# Available in all pound shops
now with softer bristles - the sprog-brush!

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:48, More)
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