Love myself better than you.

( Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Mar, 16:34, More)

It causes water retention so that the neck swells up

( unclepills Can we have FTTIS please? Anyone? FTTIS? Hello?, Sun 15 Mar, 16:26, More)

Only buy the rolls you need


With apologies to Fougasse
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Mar, 16:20, More)

All down to the Covids Return for a swift half

(yartek last had an impure thought at, Sun 15 Mar, 15:41, More)

It's a fookin' disgrace

( unclepills Can we have FTTIS please? Anyone? FTTIS? Hello?, Sun 15 Mar, 15:08, More)

Looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves.
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(yartek last had an impure thought at, Sun 15 Mar, 13:29, More)

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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 15 Mar, 11:16, More)

We're low on virtue signalling supplies

(LokiMD, Sun 15 Mar, 10:34, More)

Found this
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I was looking for a suitable picture of the astronauts on the ISS to alter for the 'coronavirus challenge' and I was going to put masks on them and a speech bubble saying something like "Whaddya mean we've got to self-isolate!!!" etc. But this picture came up attached to an article which says about how incredibly germy it is up there already. I shit you not.
www.thenational.ae/uae/science/international-space-station-is-teeming-with-germs-and-bacteria-1.846756
(WGCtrev, Sun 15 Mar, 9:51, More)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I commend to you the patented ARSE


Engineered by Britain's finest artisans and employing powerful FART technology to keep cacodorous virulents away from nose and mouth.
(plankton, Sun 15 Mar, 9:06, More)

Suicide the hard way

( LS18 Sworn enemy of speech police, Sun 15 Mar, 4:22, More)

Sparta: Confirmed Cases = 0

( Pizopop was here, Sun 15 Mar, 3:37, More)

There's no stopping it!

(Penultimate Straw The Board Sig. I had had had had too few "had"s, Sat 14 Mar, 22:34, More)

( LS18 Sworn enemy of speech police, Sat 14 Mar, 22:13, More)

Jobless millions whisked away...


Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8zhNb8ANe8
( Le Shat, Sat 14 Mar, 21:35, More)

"Your death will be beyond excruciating. You will suffer."

( unclepills Can we have FTTIS please? Anyone? FTTIS? Hello?, Sat 14 Mar, 18:07, More)

Fire at will Corona

( Pizopop was here, Sat 14 Mar, 17:46, More)

(Alligator, Sat 14 Mar, 17:16, More)

Because being stuck inside under quarantine is no reason not to enjoy party games.

( HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 Mar, 16:40, More)

Corrrrr- rooooo-naaaaaaa....... na na na na na na na na

( unclepills Can we have FTTIS please? Anyone? FTTIS? Hello?, Sat 14 Mar, 16:20, More)