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reborn as porn

Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies. Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly. Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths - assuming we still had a woolworths. *this is where the challenge lies thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57)
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# Seems appropriate now...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:13, More)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:01, More)
# I was always surprised they got away with the title
The Last Mimzy
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 12:53, More)
# A lo-fi one.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 6:24, More)
# NOW ON WIDE SCREEN AND IN SMELLARAMMA

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 3:47, More)
# DIY with a switchblade, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:44, More)
# A wartime classic.

More Carry On than porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:27, More)
# Another shitstein in the scatological entries.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:01, More)
# MMmmmmmmmm


Click for bigger (130 kb)

Whatever floats yer boat.
(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:10, More)
# SILENCE

(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 21:29, More)
# Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 21:07, More)
# Am I doing this right?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 21:04, More)
# I hate myself


Click for bigger (65 kb)
(KP.... would like an apple pie with that., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 20:39, More)
# He came.....He saw....He came again.....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:36, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:09, More)
# Only really slightly NSFW
Still makes you go "eeeewwwww!" a bit.

De-linked:

(if Mods think it is not OK I will put it back to a link)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 1:27, More)
# as it's just been on BBC4

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:24, More)
# needs more


Nom nom
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 0:17, More)
# does scat porn count?

nicely conker brown but too much white bread!
footnote: doesnt g. mcK have asymmetrical eyes? is this common in all conpersons?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 23:16, More)
# As long as they leave the clangers alone.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 21:23, More)
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