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reborn as porn

Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies. Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly. Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths - assuming we still had a woolworths. *this is where the challenge lies thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57)
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# She needs a good slapping

(siamese bat, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:52, More)
# Quick and Dirty
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(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 18:11, More)
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(SomeJ, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 17:26, More)
# Poke Her Honkers

(joe90, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 17:16, More)
# You'll have to know what frotting is


which I'm sure we all do.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:37, More)
# Cranking out another one

(thefwf, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:29, More)
# quick and dirty


not sure it would be a 12...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:34, More)
# Yea I know--not very imaginative

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:12, More)
# I'll just dump this ancient pea here....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 8:59, More)
# AKA "The Trap Men Only Bum Twice"

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 8:19, More)
# Have another old pea

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Oct 2009, 3:06, More)
# il just slip this one in here

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:14, More)
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(jimjimminy, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:50, More)
# Have a pea
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Yours is miles better tho
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# Grinding Nemo


Click for bigger (69 kb)
(missloki, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:10, More)
# Quick and shitty
I'm shit at photoshop at the best of times, but I find black and white images particularly vexing. That's just an excuse though. Truth is I haven't the patience to learn and am slapdash in all areas of my life.

Nosferatits

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and Nosferarsebandits (Sorry. Really, I'm a big fan of the homosexuals and their many contributions to our civilisation).

Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 23:10, More)
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(herman:D, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:36, More)
# moo

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:35, More)
# Sore after just a few goes

50 first dates
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 22:16, More)
# well thats me off to get drunk in an attempt to wash this image from my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:41, More)
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