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Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)
We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
If Jezuz went to skool
amazinggraduate.faithweb.com/images/amazinggraduate.jpg
Yesss! I see the light!=8-)
(, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:57, More)
one for teh book comp methinks
Don't worry, the full un looks much better than the preview. For the Catholic/Muslim blowup doll gag btw :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:59, More)
theres one for the book
I'm just a little bit disgusted with myself
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decide to open a pub. The Englishman says, "Lets call it The Queens Head", the Scotsman says, "No, no, no, it should be called The Queens Nose" and the Irishman says, "Well I think we should call it The Queens Legs". So after a while they decide on calling the pub The Queens Legs. On the first night of opening a big cue forms outside. Two policemen walking along stop to ask what's going on, to which one man replies "We're waiting for the Queens Legs to open so we can have a drink"
(Letharge, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:28)
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:42, More)
I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the fridge.
Click for BIG
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:35, More)
For the sick joke thingy
I don't know how to do thumbnails.
I'm new - anyone fancy grooming me?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:13, More)
Epileptic "FIT"
= Carley Stenson aka. Steph Dean from Hollyoaks
www.cheshirephotos.co.uk/images/celebrities/celebrities/tn_carley-stenson-hollyoaks-2.jpg
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:22, More)
Dirty Judge!
clicky for 400k
or
biggy
someone please help me with optimising!
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hypnochimp, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 17:29, More)
For the compo really..
Let's see if it works, my first one..
..Be Gentle!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:11, More)
Madame Tussauds Vandalism.
It seems as though someone has melted the face on the Kylie wax model...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, More)
...racist...very much so.
What do you call one of these:
A holocaust survivor.
(Note: I know its racist, and I don't agree with this joke, I just thought it was a good caption for the picture.)
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B.T., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 21:55, More)
whats the difference betwixt a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
...you can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork
read truck as wagon (:
Enbiggened
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:38, More)
Comp entry
Click for extra length and width that will leave her crying for more!! alledgedly
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:18, More)
One for the compo...
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:16, More)
With you too on the MS Paint front
Here is my feeble attempt
For this joke: www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post44821/
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 3:26, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
If Jezuz went to skool
amazinggraduate.faithweb.com/images/amazinggraduate.jpg
Yesss! I see the light!=8-)
(, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 12:57, More)
one for teh book comp methinks
Don't worry, the full un looks much better than the preview. For the Catholic/Muslim blowup doll gag btw :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:59, More)
theres one for the book
I'm just a little bit disgusted with myself
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decide to open a pub. The Englishman says, "Lets call it The Queens Head", the Scotsman says, "No, no, no, it should be called The Queens Nose" and the Irishman says, "Well I think we should call it The Queens Legs". So after a while they decide on calling the pub The Queens Legs. On the first night of opening a big cue forms outside. Two policemen walking along stop to ask what's going on, to which one man replies "We're waiting for the Queens Legs to open so we can have a drink"
(Letharge, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:28)
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:42, More)
I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the fridge.
Click for BIG
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:35, More)
For the sick joke thingy
I don't know how to do thumbnails.
I'm new - anyone fancy grooming me?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:13, More)
Epileptic "FIT"
= Carley Stenson aka. Steph Dean from Hollyoaks
www.cheshirephotos.co.uk/images/celebrities/celebrities/tn_carley-stenson-hollyoaks-2.jpg
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:22, More)
Dirty Judge!
clicky for 400k
or
biggy
someone please help me with optimising!
(
hypnochimp, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 17:29, More)
For the compo really..
Let's see if it works, my first one..
..Be Gentle!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:11, More)
Madame Tussauds Vandalism.
It seems as though someone has melted the face on the Kylie wax model...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:59, More)
...racist...very much so.
What do you call one of these:
A holocaust survivor.
(Note: I know its racist, and I don't agree with this joke, I just thought it was a good caption for the picture.)
(
B.T., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 21:55, More)
whats the difference betwixt a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
...you can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork
read truck as wagon (:
Enbiggened
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:38, More)
Comp entry
Click for extra length and width that will leave her crying for more!! alledgedly
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:18, More)
One for the compo...
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:16, More)
With you too on the MS Paint front
Here is my feeble attempt
For this joke: www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post44821/
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 3:26, More)