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Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)
We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Bertie had the bad AIDS.
He'd been sleeping with all sorts.
Edit: I've no idea why it's so blurry. I made it in 3d studio max.
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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:46, More)
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Click for all the hugeness
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:27, More)
newbie herr, first attempt at comedy ideas. I bumped into BHLC on myspace so yeah.....
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 23:20, More)
Sick jokebook no.3
Click for huge
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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:39, More)
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like grandad
and not kicking and screaming like his passengers.
click for bigger
/sickjokebook
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 21:11, More)
Bindun?
According to http://www.sickjokebook.com/blog/2006/03/some-of-my-favourite-jokes.html it's awaiting an image
Edit: Big version here
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thistle, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:05, More)
heard this today and it had me creasin' up
CFB
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:16, More)
what's gay and fucks Japanese Women?
jordan's cunt sized
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Strawberry Dragon, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 21:00, More)
Flies have such terrible table manners
cfb
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 10:27, More)
Why did hellen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was MNRRRGH!
bigger version
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Or is it?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:44, More)
What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
Click for bigger.
At least Hitler tried to finish the race.
I know it's bindun.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 17:13, More)
I got a hunch you might like this ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:57, More)
How do you prevent babies from falling down manholes?
Stick a javelin through their head.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:53, More)
Compo
Hooray for copyright-free image libraries!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:22, More)
i don't know if this one counts as sick, but i've done it now
click for the big one
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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:11, More)
Comic Sanz!!!!1! LOLOL!!!!!!!11!!!
This is what you mean right?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 20:40, More)
What's black and loud?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
(Joke supplied by Rata-tat-atouille.)
I just called to say click for big.
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Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 18:42, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Bertie had the bad AIDS.
He'd been sleeping with all sorts.
Edit: I've no idea why it's so blurry. I made it in 3d studio max.
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:46, More)
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Click for all the hugeness
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:27, More)
newbie herr, first attempt at comedy ideas. I bumped into BHLC on myspace so yeah.....
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 23:20, More)
Sick jokebook no.3
Click for huge
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:39, More)
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like grandad
and not kicking and screaming like his passengers.
click for bigger
/sickjokebook
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 21:11, More)
Bindun?
According to http://www.sickjokebook.com/blog/2006/03/some-of-my-favourite-jokes.html it's awaiting an image
Edit: Big version here
(
thistle, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:05, More)
heard this today and it had me creasin' up
CFB
(
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:16, More)
what's gay and fucks Japanese Women?
jordan's cunt sized
(
Strawberry Dragon, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 21:00, More)
Flies have such terrible table manners
cfb
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 10:27, More)
Why did hellen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was MNRRRGH!
bigger version
(
Or is it?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:44, More)
What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
Click for bigger.
At least Hitler tried to finish the race.
I know it's bindun.
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 17:13, More)
I got a hunch you might like this ;)
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:57, More)
How do you prevent babies from falling down manholes?
Stick a javelin through their head.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:53, More)
Compo
Hooray for copyright-free image libraries!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:22, More)
i don't know if this one counts as sick, but i've done it now
click for the big one
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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:11, More)
Comic Sanz!!!!1! LOLOL!!!!!!!11!!!
This is what you mean right?
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 20:40, More)
What's black and loud?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
(Joke supplied by Rata-tat-atouille.)
I just called to say click for big.
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Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 18:42, More)