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We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
er... spot the difference
Stevie Wonder got given a cheese-grater for Christmas... most violent book he's ever read.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-grater-huge.jpg
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limpfish, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, More)
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A. Porridge!
300dpi big version
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 20:12, More)
I might just be going to Hell
tho hopefully not for the seams.
What goes click click click is that it?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:24, More)
Less evil than my last entry
I'm still probably going straight to hell though...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 18:16, More)
Birobugdoodlemash
Inspired by this joke...
CFB
...which I rather liked, even if it's not quite as sick as some of the others.
</delurk>
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 0:44, More)
What goes...
*Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?'
Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-cube-huge.jpg
( limpfish, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44, More)
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
A big one. Go sparingly it's 500K
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
"Guess how old I'm going to be tomorrow!" she yelled to her dad.
"Don't know" he replied playing along.
"I'll be six!" she replied.
She went into the kitchen and asked her grandad "guess how old I'll be tomorrow!"
"To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
So Katie does this. Her grandad inserts two fingers into her cunt moves them around pulls them out sniffs then licks them.
"You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
"How did you know that?" replies Katie.
"Because I heard you saying it to your dad" was the reply.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:36, More)
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
May do the green one later. If I can be arsed.
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:44, More)
What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
...I cried when I cut up the onion.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:24, More)
What have kodak products and gary glitter got in common?
they both come in little yellow boxes
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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:57, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
er... spot the difference
Stevie Wonder got given a cheese-grater for Christmas... most violent book he's ever read.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-grater-huge.jpg
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limpfish, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, More)
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A. Porridge!
300dpi big version
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 20:12, More)
I might just be going to Hell
tho hopefully not for the seams.
What goes click click click is that it?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:24, More)
Less evil than my last entry
I'm still probably going straight to hell though...
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 18:16, More)
Birobugdoodlemash
Inspired by this joke...
CFB
...which I rather liked, even if it's not quite as sick as some of the others.
</delurk>
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 0:44, More)
What goes...
*Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?' *Click Click* 'Is that it?'
Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik's Cube.
big : limpfish.com/b3ta/stevie-wonder-cube-huge.jpg
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limpfish, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44, More)
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
A big one. Go sparingly it's 500K
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
"Guess how old I'm going to be tomorrow!" she yelled to her dad.
"Don't know" he replied playing along.
"I'll be six!" she replied.
She went into the kitchen and asked her grandad "guess how old I'll be tomorrow!"
"To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
So Katie does this. Her grandad inserts two fingers into her cunt moves them around pulls them out sniffs then licks them.
"You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
"How did you know that?" replies Katie.
"Because I heard you saying it to your dad" was the reply.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:36, More)
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
May do the green one later. If I can be arsed.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:44, More)
What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
...I cried when I cut up the onion.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:24, More)
What have kodak products and gary glitter got in common?
they both come in little yellow boxes
(
Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:57, More)