chopping on wood
is ever so good
chopping on plastic
is less than fantastic
that's my mantra. i chant it to myself as i chop, and also when i make love
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crab_bloke), Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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chopping on the back of a vagrant
is ever so fragrant
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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For some reason I read "vagrant" as "vagina"
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:47,
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Shagging on wood is ever so splintery
Shagging on plastic is heading for injury
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tickle I was away, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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