In Russia, business do YOU.
(JamTallons, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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Surely it's:
Ask, Tell, Admit to liking Elton John, Take shirt off shoot bear, Slowly amass infantry on border, Storm country, Cut off power supply, Release commemorative coin Profit.
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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you forgot the dash cam
(drunksteveis not drunk, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:16,
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this looks good, but im not sure what it means.
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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Just read it a bit louder
(like in the American one)
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:28,
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I'm going to Hong Kong and China in a couple of weeks on business so i'll put these to the test.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:27,
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i worked in china for a year.
business there is an unpredictable nightmare. my advice is to have zero expectations.
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:30,
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....and edible panties
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:32,
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I'll only be in China for a couple of days, the rest in Hong Kong.
But I'm meeting factories i've worked with for years and will be giving a polite bollocking to them.
You know any where good in HK I can eat snake?*
*This is by no means an innuendo Tabs.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:35,
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Be careful. I think they eat gingers there.
(JamTallons, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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I think I've interpreted this correctly.
Try this place
Get ready for karaoke
The Chinese I've done business with would always take us out for a great meal and ply us with beer, sometimes several beers. They really can't drink. Or sing.
(wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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I'm looking forward to being well fed and drinking them under the Table.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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Should the Israeli approach be more hypocritical and end with bulldozing or something?
EDIT: Also, the Finnish one made me do a lol. My missus can vouch how accurate this is, having made a number of visits out there as a publisher trying to flog books.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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Working for an Australian firm, can say the Aussie one is spot on
So is the Korean one unfortunately... and don't get me started on the Vietnamese...
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:44,
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Worked with Italians.
Did a good job and on time. Would ebay again A++++++
($$✅, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:54,
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da
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:30,
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Very good, though in my limited experience the Japanese version would be
Yes-yes-no problem-sure-definitely-yes-we're not going to do that.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:52,
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I was looking for Russian
Blatant Insult Indifference Calculated Insult Smoking Break Further Insult Indifference Sudden Camaraderie Deal
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:22,
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how I'm supposed to read those diagrams?
shapes look arbitrary to me.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:26,
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