Yeah. I wonder what happened to the other one?
If I was to go and do jungle stuff i'd want a machete in each hand i reckon. As with so many things jungling is improved by madly flailing a machete in each hand.
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crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:47,
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The second most common fatal injury in the jungle
is from machete's. Almost always the injury is to the left leg where the person has swung at a branch in their with their right hand, missed and gone straight into their thigh.
The first is a tree falling on you as you sleep.
happy days
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:16,
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You can have that for a new animated series "Unexpected things that will kill you in the jungle"
however i don't know what number 3 or 4 are so you'll have to make it up. Maybe catching a willy disease from bumming a monkey?
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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Ebola and HIV are from monkey bumming aren't they?
I'd hazard a guess that the majority of human ills originate from monkey bumming.
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crab_bloke), Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:43,
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butt what about the ills of monkeys? where do the majority of that come from
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:22,
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