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This is a normal post the board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:
Facesitting


THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post what if the arse is face-up and the face is face-down?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that's face to arse planting
slightly different, just don't film it upside down as no one would know, possible plausible deniability? Just say the facesitting was face to arse planting filmed upside down to give the illusion of facesitting,
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to see the brains trust is already looking for loop holes.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Any hole actually
That is not banned.

The fisting thing is a bit weird.
In the "real world" it's something only a woman does to another woman.
I use to know lesbians in Paris who did it, the description of the "how to" makes changing a head gasket on an early Vtec easy.
THe overall impression is that the person doing it got about as much out of it as the person receiving.

As a side note, in a bar, while we were in a big talk about something else or other, some semi drunk meat head crashed the conversation bragging he had the biggest dick, that lesbians needed a big dick like his, dicks are the best etc.
One of the girls silently thrust her fist in front the jerks face.
twisted it in, out and then slowly opened her fist like a kinda flower.
"As big as this" she asked, Jerk left.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree, depends on relative sizes, hand v clunge and how gentle one is.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have big hands.
And I asked, and compared.
I did not expect an average ladies hand to be so small when the fingers are "peaked".
I imagine they do it for pleasure not a drunken "I can fit this fire extinguisher up my arse with loads of industrial lubricant" challenge for the sake of it that men are into.
That being said, your dike mileage my vary and yes, I've shagged one clunge that your average power lifter could fit their elbow in.
But I've been led to believe that is rare occurrence.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 22:17, Reply)