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This is a normal post My first kid is entering the world in July.
This sort of thing encourages me that it's not all going to be an unending puke-stained nightmare.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't puke on the kid,
You'll be fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:13, , Reply)
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Congrats Jimbotfu, glad to hear of your impending bundle of joy. I would advise you however, to spend all your money now, on all the things you've ever wanted for yourself. Do it while you still can
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post And do anything which takes time, as you will have no time at all. Zero.
As someone once said: "I never realised how much time I squandered until I had kids".
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:19, , Reply)
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Absolutely. I've often had to resist the temptation to give myself a sharp slap when thinking about the time I wasted before the kids came along
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my thinking and the reason why I've been models of the different iterations of the Starship Enterprise on eBay.
*buying

And yet my wife claims that this is not a suitable use of finances.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:20, , Reply)
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They have very little logic or understanding when they're pregnant. It's a hormone thing. Soak it up mate
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a kid-friendly (i.e. cheap) one.
Constitution class, mind.

I've just ordered a Bird of Prey.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats.
My missus is spewing out the second sproglet in June. It means my home office is to become a nursery and I'm probably going to be relegated to that dark cupboard under the stairs...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 10 Jan 2015, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, and congrats to you too.
Cupboard under the stairs? Luxury. We don't even have stairs to have a cupboard under.
I'll probably end up under the sink. At least I'll have plenty of toxic substances in easy reach should it all become too much.
Gotta have an escape plan.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratumalations!
And my very finest wishes to Mrs Jimbotfu
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I thought you knew! I'd completely forgot that the grapevine might not extend to your neck of the woods
Thank you kindly :)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 10 Jan 2015, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!
Got my first in June, I fear for my mancave and precious things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 11 Jan 2015, 9:00, , Reply)