Euthanasia Techniques is a cheery read
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:15,
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I know WTF is all I can say, is it a joke?
"Dragging. This method is best accomplished in a desolate place, as it sometimes arouses compassion in unrelated observers. With your dog on its leash, attach the free end to your car's bumper or to the rear undercarriage of your vehicle. Once done, get in your car and begin to drive at high speed. Five minutes will probably do the trick. If not, try and other five. Remember to remove any gravel that may lodge in the dog's flesh afterwards."
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 13 May 2015, 11:17,
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Pretty dark stuff.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:50,
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Very...
...although it did feature in a Chevy Chase movie, if I recall.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 13 May 2015, 13:36,
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And the opening credits of the League of Gentlemen
Attached to Mr Chinnery's bicycle.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:48,
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