"Hi, we need an ad for a car. Money no object."
"No object?"
"Not at all. But it's for an Audi, so it's got to appeal to cunts. I mean full-blown, utter spastics. The worst drivers on the road. Scum of humanity, you know?"
"Totally. Lots of gleam and sparkle but no substance. Ultimate penis-substitute. Little boy racer wankfest."
"NICE ONE"
*sound of fuckloads of coke being done*
The End.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:59,
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They did a ridiculous money-no-object Sci-Fi Audi advert already. Called it "i-Robot"
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:09,
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^ very much this
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:43,
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In fairness
For quite some time now, car adverts have been flashy and pretentious. It's just a thing, like perfume ads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im23e4Z-gY
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^goes out under the cover of darkness each night
to fuck his neighbour's audi.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:06,
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