Worcester, UK, City Tourist Guide
I made this!
I created a load of shit holiday banners (using real slogans from Western Union) and then wrote an accompanying tourist guide for Worcester. I've posted it on Facebook - the guide is in the page description. I've even managed to get the local MP to RT a link to the page and contribute a few nice words.
Extract:
HOME to the sauce, the porcelain, an 'urbanite' peregrine falcon family and some interesting history. More interesting than you think. In fact, several experts from Bargain Hunt have been known to visit the city regularly in appreciation of its fine antiques and historical tales.
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I created a load of shit holiday banners (using real slogans from Western Union) and then wrote an accompanying tourist guide for Worcester. I've posted it on Facebook - the guide is in the page description. I've even managed to get the local MP to RT a link to the page and contribute a few nice words.
Extract:
HOME to the sauce, the porcelain, an 'urbanite' peregrine falcon family and some interesting history. More interesting than you think. In fact, several experts from Bargain Hunt have been known to visit the city regularly in appreciation of its fine antiques and historical tales.
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You need a section for werewolf sightings
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/07/terrified-couple-draw-picture-of-werewolf-of-worcester-after-cla/
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/07/terrified-couple-draw-picture-of-werewolf-of-worcester-after-cla/
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Yes
and UFO sightings courtesy of the widespread availability of magic mushrooms in the local countryside
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and UFO sightings courtesy of the widespread availability of magic mushrooms in the local countryside
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the followup that Warren Xevon never got round to making.
for shame.
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for shame.
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one day
that seed you have planted will grow into a glorious musical beanstalk
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that seed you have planted will grow into a glorious musical beanstalk
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i went to Worcester once
There was a bear mascot outside some shop maybe TKMAXX doing balloon animals for kids. Says it all about the town imho
Edit: to the sound of banging House music from an oversized p.a.
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There was a bear mascot outside some shop maybe TKMAXX doing balloon animals for kids. Says it all about the town imho
Edit: to the sound of banging House music from an oversized p.a.
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that just sounds typical. the bizarre corporate goings on... think has to be to lull the residents out of their inertia
I've added a bit of history now. The tale of the fox.
LET us not forget that Worcester is also the spiritual home of fox hunting, a once well-loved sport and rich source of entertainment for locals, now sadly out of fashion because of unfair and unjust de-legalisation.
...(story about demonic fox)...
NOW considered one of the city's most revered historic figures, Andrew became a saint in 1450. In remembrance to his heroic deeds, and for his invention of the dead pig initiation ceremony (later popularised by Prime Minister David Cameron) he has a Royal Prince, a medieval spire and a branch of Worcester Technology College named after him.
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I've added a bit of history now. The tale of the fox.
LET us not forget that Worcester is also the spiritual home of fox hunting, a once well-loved sport and rich source of entertainment for locals, now sadly out of fashion because of unfair and unjust de-legalisation.
...(story about demonic fox)...
NOW considered one of the city's most revered historic figures, Andrew became a saint in 1450. In remembrance to his heroic deeds, and for his invention of the dead pig initiation ceremony (later popularised by Prime Minister David Cameron) he has a Royal Prince, a medieval spire and a branch of Worcester Technology College named after him.
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Actually, isn't Leicester the spiritual home of fox hunting?
I heard it on R4 so it must be true.
My granny lived in Worcester and sang in the choir at the cathedral. And my uncle was a noted caner who once played bass for Sly Stone when the band got busted. At least that's what he claimed.
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I heard it on R4 so it must be true.
My granny lived in Worcester and sang in the choir at the cathedral. And my uncle was a noted caner who once played bass for Sly Stone when the band got busted. At least that's what he claimed.
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Very, very interesting
That would also explain why LCFC are nicknamed the foxes.
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That would also explain why LCFC are nicknamed the foxes.
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Worcester
Is actually a very nice place. But the people who live there keep quiet about it because they don't want everyone else to know about it.
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Is actually a very nice place. But the people who live there keep quiet about it because they don't want everyone else to know about it.
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shit
rumbled. i actually only made the guide as a deterrent for commuters and property investors.
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rumbled. i actually only made the guide as a deterrent for commuters and property investors.
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I prefer it to Cheltenham
if you are looking to pull a quote.
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if you are looking to pull a quote.
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i already made a guide for cheltenham
here it is in full:
"chelt en ham"
I was actually looking to pull a tooth. looks like i got lucky. hello
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here it is in full:
"chelt en ham"
I was actually looking to pull a tooth. looks like i got lucky. hello
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