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This is a link post Worcester, UK, City Tourist Guide I made this!
I created a load of shit holiday banners (using real slogans from Western Union) and then wrote an accompanying tourist guide for Worcester. I've posted it on Facebook - the guide is in the page description. I've even managed to get the local MP to RT a link to the page and contribute a few nice words.

Extract:
HOME to the sauce, the porcelain, an 'urbanite' peregrine falcon family and some interesting history. More interesting than you think. In fact, several experts from Bargain Hunt have been known to visit the city regularly in appreciation of its fine antiques and historical tales.
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need a section for werewolf sightings
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/07/terrified-couple-draw-picture-of-werewolf-of-worcester-after-cla/
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
and UFO sightings courtesy of the widespread availability of magic mushrooms in the local countryside
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post the followup that Warren Xevon never got round to making.
for shame.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post one day
that seed you have planted will grow into a glorious musical beanstalk
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *magic bean

(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i went to Worcester once
There was a bear mascot outside some shop maybe TKMAXX doing balloon animals for kids. Says it all about the town imho
Edit: to the sound of banging House music from an oversized p.a.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post that just sounds typical. the bizarre corporate goings on... think has to be to lull the residents out of their inertia
I've added a bit of history now. The tale of the fox.

LET us not forget that Worcester is also the spiritual home of fox hunting, a once well-loved sport and rich source of entertainment for locals, now sadly out of fashion because of unfair and unjust de-legalisation.
...(story about demonic fox)...
NOW considered one of the city's most revered historic figures, Andrew became a saint in 1450. In remembrance to his heroic deeds, and for his invention of the dead pig initiation ceremony (later popularised by Prime Minister David Cameron) he has a Royal Prince, a medieval spire and a branch of Worcester Technology College named after him.
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, isn't Leicester the spiritual home of fox hunting?
I heard it on R4 so it must be true.
My granny lived in Worcester and sang in the choir at the cathedral. And my uncle was a noted caner who once played bass for Sly Stone when the band got busted. At least that's what he claimed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very interesting
That would also explain why LCFC are nicknamed the foxes.
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post changed to
'a Royal Advocate of fox hunting'
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worcester
Is actually a very nice place. But the people who live there keep quiet about it because they don't want everyone else to know about it.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post shit
rumbled. i actually only made the guide as a deterrent for commuters and property investors.
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer it to Cheltenham
if you are looking to pull a quote.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post i already made a guide for cheltenham
here it is in full:

"chelt en ham"

I was actually looking to pull a tooth. looks like i got lucky. hello
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more links to
the sauce factory.

There is one, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 5:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
although until today I had no idea where it was located.
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 9:02, , Reply)