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This is a normal post Holy shit she was on this morning the other day being interviewed by that fat Manc bastard Eamon Holmes and his wife.
You want to see her boyfriend. I haven't watched your video but if he's in it he's fucking ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not calling GC on that, because there are moving pictures
but Ms Creosote made an appearance here a couple of days ago:

www.b3ta.com/links/Um:10

Like Trump in drag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post what language is that?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post her 'doctor's license should be suspended on the spot, if he even has one
the thing she is taking is not permitted for human use anywhere
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit racist mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha!
I'd want a conclusive DNA test before I'd declare that human.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post pff

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, what?
That bloke in the Cuprinol ads swears by the stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post In fact didn't that up there used to BE the bloke in the Cuprinol ads?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I wood not.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Where does Cuprinol rank on the Dickinson scale?

(enginelights It's not Bruce, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Between Dick and inson?
Edit: Family names usually have some basis in the life of the ancestors...
Woodman, Smith, Staff, Archer etc. But Dickinson?
That's some fucked up ancestry.

Edit edit: why does Autocorrect remove random pronouns & other short link words?
Ruins sorry attempt jokes.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Dickinson's about Cuprinol Pine.
That up there is Cuprinol Ebony.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Write up version: www.b3ta.com/links/Um:10
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
They're both mental
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I wrote something in here last week about cosmetic surgery making people look worse than they did before

...case in point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
More like 'Barbie-cue'!

Her sinister boyfriend looks like a cross between Augustus Gloop and Auric Goldfinger.
 (chuffster, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)