
I've had to deal with Openreach and I'd quite happily set their vans on fire as a result.
( , Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:08, Reply)

Lying fucking bastard. And he wired up phone sockets in every room. Except the bathroom.
( , Mon 6 Nov 2017, 23:08, Reply)

Came to our business after the dp was damaged. After months of surveys a team of 2 came out and said they'd put a new line outside but we'd have to dig a hole 3 foot deep. Through concrete. So once they revisited they said they couldn't do it then because the hole wasn't deep enough. So we had to dig it again and wait. Second time hole was deep enough so they fitted whatever they needed to and buggered off sharpish. After we noticed they'd gone (didn't tell us) tested the line to find out wasn't working. Another call and another week wait for another survey to find out that although they'd fitted the cabling they'd forgot to put the dp back in the building and wire it up. I still had the original engineers number and rang him to let him know what a great job he'd done only to be told it wasn't his job to fit a dp or run any wires. Took another few weeks to get a another engineer to finally fix the problem. The business was running without internet access for 4 months. It was a fucking nightmare.
( , Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:02, Reply)

I'm gonna assume that it was Divvy & Benny working you over, yeah?
( , Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:55, Reply)

I don't believe IEE Wiring Regulations allow phone sockets in bathrooms.
( , Tue 7 Nov 2017, 11:58, Reply)