Pretty strong correlation between being thick and being very religious.
I like the woman at the end who went to the coast with a ruler. Never once did she wonder why ships disappear over the horizon.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:24,
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The ships question is very easy to answer.
Every sailor is an Illuminati soldier sworn to keep the secret. When they get to the edge they paint the ship to blend in with the sky. They disappear. This is why you don't see canal barges on the open ocean. It has nothing to do with the instability of a barge on the sea but is in fact because the intricate drawings of roses on the sides of barges are impossible to cover up. Wake up sheepie! Your so called science can't answer everything.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 10:54,
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Oh Catnippppp, how we miss you and your bullshit
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 11:02,
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It was bullshit??
Why am I just finding this out now :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 22:43,
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And what are the illuminati doing once they get to the edge?
Firming up against the firmament?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 12:38,
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That i don't know.
But as they are mostly sailors i'd imagine a lot of bumming
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:42,
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Makes sense.
If you were going to have a massive bumathon you wouldn't want to hold it where Christians could ruin your fun.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:11,
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Yep
Being pressured not to question or think clearly, just accept what you are told, helps.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:57,
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