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This is a link post V.I.Poo advert just popped up on my telly box.
This is a thing?
Wtf?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit product.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, this is real

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Give it to someone for christmas !
Hey Kevin your shit stinks
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey kevin
spray this on yourself, you smell like shit.

You don't smell like bad BO, you smell like human poo...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy innit
especially the devils doughnuts bit. What is all that about?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I know right?
Try as I might I can't curl a perfect circle. Best I can manage is a croissant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post thats impressive
i've only ever managed a shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually GC...
They've been hawking products in Japan for years to mask the various attributes of taking a shit, from pills to reduce odour to boxes that make flushing noises to drown out the sound of impact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Another nail in the coffin of the human race
What I don't understand is that surely the vast majority of the smell will happen 'twixt bumhole and the water - I can't imagine this product will have much effect beyond that of an air freshener. That said, given the choice between the smell of shit or the smell of shit mixed with a sickly floral overtone, I'd take the first every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly creepy how those blokes are clearly enjoying the smell of her shits

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Dec 2017, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post American relative bought me something like this a few years ago.
It came in a small camouflage bottle and was called Trap A Crap. I thought it was some mall-stand gimmick present, but it did work. The crap was trapped and no smell did it utter.
Sing hosannas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So to prevent the rancid Xmas beer farts seeping out
can one apply the spray to the ringpiece? more information please
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 10:42, Reply)