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This is a normal post Hear it not Coulter, for it is a knell
That summons thee to heaven, or to Bishopbriggs.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drink! It provokes three things.
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes.
And if the man were alive, he would probably add 'posting to b3ta' to the first three.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you all quoting macbeth?

(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear.
now you have to take all your clothes off, give the stage manager a blow job and run around the theatre three times shouting 'kick me, kick me', spin three times, spit, curse.

And give me £50 until the weekend.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post well i am naked, hows about i just blow you?

(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post uhh
sorry. didn't mean to be so quick. If it's in your eyes, vinegar is better than water at first.

edit: just leave your wallet on the bedside - I'll help myself.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post macbeth macbeth macbeth
Help yourself :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus darling
I really need some sleep I've got a presentation in the morning - can you go ahead without me?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can
But I'm sure they wont want a naked fat man presenting it.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Irt's a Tedx - they won't be able tell the difference.
Pick any random slide deck, borrow my blue tooth mike and use all of the words listed here: https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/you-still-need-to-use-these-20-smart-business-buzzwords.html

That's all I was really going to do. Pop into the local and get me a bottle of vodka on your way though. Since you're up for it, I'm going to take a duvet day.
Oh yeah, and some batteries for the sex toys.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:39, , Reply)