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This is a link post No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut
HMHB have a new album out.

He's got nothing you'd want to borrow
a mastiff in the back running loose
he's a man of constant sorrow
with a garage in constant use
 (horrid, Tue 22 May 2018, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's currently sat on my desk at work
But I forgot my headphones yesterday so I haven't listened to it yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 May 2018, 4:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate forgetting headphones
I almost can't wait for bine conduction implants.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 May 2018, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
bine conduction sounds painful.

I love that there's a crossword in the album notes.

Also What made Colombia famous... has gone rapidly into my list of favourite HMHB songs.
Edit: So has Swerving the Checkatrade.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 May 2018, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Terminus is one of the funniest and most poignant songs I can recall
The line about giving up football because of 'a shin that looks like Inter's end on derby day' makes me lol out loud every time
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 22 May 2018, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that one.
More older bands should write about their age instead of pretending to be young - it's much more interesting.

I mean, imagine if the new Madonna album had a song about having bad knees.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 May 2018, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get why they do it
Older people buy less music I suppose
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 May 2018, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on Google play music the other day
Very good it is too - a clicky link for anyone who has Google Play Music:
https://play.google.com/music/m/Beorj4epjpwezsctezddwie3cqm?t=No_One_Cares_About_Your_Creative_Hub_so_Get_Your_Fuckin_Hedge_Cut_-_Half_Man_Half_Biscuit
 (themarginwalker, Tue 22 May 2018, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
UNclicky then, meh.
 (themarginwalker, Tue 22 May 2018, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post More gems
One of the best rhymes in history...
"To cope with the grief and the hurt and the loss
He exited Crieff, Perth and Kinross."

...one of their best footy references ever...
"Oh let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the Checkatrade with you"

...and another glorious takedown...
"He got a Boardman bike on the Cycle to Work scheme. Discovered he really enjoyed it. Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4. Worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and Froome-dog. Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit.
Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin’ hedge cut
Stop analysing Strava
And cut your hedge"

Get this album and ensure the band carry on making music into their old age.
 (AbsoluteBlue, Tue 22 May 2018, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A relevant Facebook group should that be your thing
www.facebook.com/groups/6092202674/
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 22 May 2018, 12:44, Reply)