As useful as a jelly knife...
...or one made of pasta, chocolate, cardboard, water...
Dedicated to the memory of PCMechanic...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 20:51,
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saw this earlier - there's a columbo plot in here somewhere, shirley...
just one more thing, ma'am... where did you get these tasty jello treats?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 20:58,
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Mourner: They always said Haribo would be the end of him...
but not like this.
##mourner drops to their knees and sobs.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:27,
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*dramatic string sting followed by mournful horns fading to cut scene*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:12,
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There is a Roald Dahl story, I think,
about a woman who murders her husband by clubbing him with a frozen leg of lamb, which she then roasts and feeds to the policeman investigating the death.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:37,
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rings a bell - a tales of the unexpected episode methinks
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:20,
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Yep.
Or, at least, one of the short stories. I don't know if there's an exact congruence between the series and the stories.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:36,
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it's called "Lamb to the Slaughter"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_to_the_Slaughter
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Alternative ending for The Twits?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:44,
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These videos are terrifying
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:59,
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not really
take/make a flat piece of a hard-ish substance, spend an age sharpening it on expensive whetstones to get something worse than a kitchen utensil you can pick up for a couple of quid
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Oddly I was just thinking of him a couple of days ago
4 EVA etc.
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 8:28,
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