I can prove God exists
Firstly, imagine that you are floating in space looking down at the world. Now imagine in your space ship next to you in the cabin there is a beaver. If you are having difficulty imagining a beaver, then imagine another furry woodland creature of approximately similar dimensions. Now, a beaver, if it is a beaver that you're imagining, needs a diet of green leafy vegetables and high-calcium starch meal if you're to keep it as a pet. One of the most important things to do is to look around your home and identify areas that the beaver could chew with his well developed incisors, and either paint them with a heavy pine lacquer that the beaver won't feel inclined to bite, or to simply remove those objects from within the beavers reach. Have him checked by a vet regularly, and remember: beavers love water. I wish you many years of enjoyable beaver ownership.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 22:56,
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That's a very long-winded way of saying
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Aug 2018, 22:28,
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