She's not bad
plus I'm sure your missus is a glamour model
(MerrickI cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:00,
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sigh
she is a missus Edit: is she/he?
(MrGomezand David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:06,
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Double sigh
could be a lesbian. Obviously judging the potential merits of the ref in question, no? Even still - she's not ugly as sin, just not the most attractive person out there. She is getting on a bit though and she has popped out 2 kids. Edit - plus, it is a man. just checked
(MerrickI cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:10,
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my girlfriend is a supermodel
(GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:33,
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Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
A life of sloppy poo and coke then.
(Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:38,
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she WAS a model
she used to do the 'before' pics in slim-fast ads, but she got that fat they couldn't get her fat lard arse through the studio door and had to sack her
(MerrickI cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:46,
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I was replying to the post above.
Yo, sir :) How is ya?
(Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:51,
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I'm all confused now
how am I or how's the bloke with delusions of grandeur?
(MerrickI cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:54,
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You, sir
Nice to see ya.
(Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:58,
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Cheers!
I'm doing well matey, off to 'college' on sunday for a week( i'm too old for it to be called that) You doing alright then?
(MerrickI cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:05,
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nah
I decided to jack my old job in for a ma-heeee-sive pay-cut to become a HGV mechanic. Doing a 4 year apprentiseship and I wish I'd done it sooner
(MerrickI cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:55,
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Ooooh
Sounds like one of the few skilled jobs that are lucrative nowadays.
(Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:25,
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she can reach into my pockets and take out my balls any day!
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:21,
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she's probably not interested
unless she can pocket the black
(a usernameTue 30 Mar 1971 til, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:38,
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I'd smack my pink into her brown
errr... and chalk my cue... errr... fuck her triangle... errr... wear a waistcoat and look miserable... nope I've run out.
(MerrickI cure cats with hammers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:49,
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Wtf?
Looks like she should get married to you and change her name to John. *shudders*
(thiswasmyclone, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:38,
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shes looks like
she has a tache coming on
(ACuntLikeYouI'm hated for loving, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:22,
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oh thats a bad miss.......
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:44,
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