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This is a link post Shameless GC: Danielle Steel novel title generator I made this!
Thanks to The Great Architect, I just rediscovered my own title generator. Please share your results, as they still make for a good 10 minutes of fun :)

Titles I would recommend for further reading:
- ''Her fat, bald Passion''
- ''The awkward Balls''
- ''Just another mediocre Painting''
- ''Along came the organic Torch''
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I do remember this.
But don't remember getting something as amusing as

"My Next Spastic Nephew".
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the generator that keeps on giving
just click away, and it will amuse
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.

Mending Our So Called Milkman.

These need to be written.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ''Our future biological Lover''
Love your latest FP :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post TA :)
sorry for the caps, I'm having trouble with my normal behaviour as I'm currently laughing too ruddy hard at Danielle Steel's novel titles
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ''Discovering his naked Goatse''
also:

''My very own hairy Surprise''
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA fantastic!
''A reason for his strangely shaped Milk man''
and the unexplicable
''Expecting the platonic Birthday''
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What ho, chap!
Tomorrow I am off to your fine and pleasant (and rapidly sinking) land!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ''Celebrating my exceptional 9/11 Theory''
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I must say
isn't there a name for this effect yet? I would dub it 'The Frankenstein Experience'. I remember when I made this it just blew me away. I mean; WTF HAVE I CREATED
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Chaos theory?
Once upon a time such a universe was considered unusual and, possibly, impossible.

But then ... it used to be so simple, once upon a time.

Because the universe was full of ignorance all around and the scientist panned through it like a prospector crouched over a mountain stream, looking for the gold of knowledge among the gravel of unreason, the sand of uncertainty and the little whiskery eight-legged swimming things of superstition.

Occasionally he would straighten up and say things like "Hurrah, I've discovered Boyle's Third Law." And everyone knew where they stood. But the trouble was that ignorance became more interesting, especially big fascinating ignorance about huge and important things like matter and creation, and people stopped patiently building their little houses of rational sticks in the chaos of the universe and started getting interested in the chaos itself-partly because it was a lot easier to be an expert on chaos, but mostly because it made really good patterns that you could put on a t-shirt.

And instead of getting on with proper science scientists suddenly went around saying how impossible it was to know anything, and that there wasn't really anything you could call reality to know anything about, and how all this was tremendously exciting, and incidentally did you know there were possibly all these little universes all over the place but no one can see them because they are all curved in on themselves? Incidentally, don't you think this is a rather good t-shirt?

From the incomparable Terry Pratchett's Witches Abroad
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *reads*
*still reads*
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post you're a pretty slow reader
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd never have guessed you were a Pratchett fan from your name.
It's such a shame he's mental now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Will be, probably.
Alzheimer's is a fucked up disease.
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, it certainly is.
But I'm sure he'll make light of it. You can be sure that he'll mention it in one of his next books. He's said that he'll be good for another six. I really hope so. I'm still getting over the death of David Gemmel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Further required reading includes:
'Coupled with the spastic Velcro''
''Our unbiased Thong''
''His alleged Hole''
''My Caucasian Excrement''
''Father's wet Justice''
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ''My Caucasian Excrement''
hahaha! That's just racist, Danielle!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "Meeting her romantic ktitten"
Pffft! yam it fluffeh time?
 (ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
yesterday's bearded surprise.
My ex?
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post tada!
surprise!!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post His second accidental eye
is my personal fave.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
His previous untouchable Bell boy
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuck to his hairy Colon
hehe

Father's fat Implants

or

Remembering his uncontrollable Dentist
 (Spundlemoon, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Her fat, fat Bender'

(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Looking back at their doubtful cake"
Has to be my favourite, just because of imagining the story.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:29, Reply)