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TL:DR: Can't get up in the mornings? Go to bed earlier and just wake up at 7am like all the normal people, you lazy slobs.
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The solution to this problem is to feed chirpy morning people into wood chippers.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 13:58,
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Yes.
Half of them don't even present a morning show to justify this sort of behaviour.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:09,
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Votes for Draconacticus
These people are monsters and weird.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:16,
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Fuck yeah,
That way you get all HR and Marketing people
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 0:54,
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"Twitter goes into meltdown at how shit the BBC website has become"
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 14:28,
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"they reported lower levels of sleepiness, stress and depression"
Well, that is obvious. They don't have some bright-eyed morning squirrel poking them awake when it is the middle of the night.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 19:46,
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Oh, I'll be getting up at 7:30am tomorrow...
I'll probably be going to bed around 3am, having been up at 7am this morning, worked 12+ hours on two separate jobs, cycled 18+ miles to get there/around/back and eaten a kebab before hitting the hay ('cos I deserve one)...
Currently having a sneaky pint between shifts...
I actually have no desire to return to the Monday to Friday, 9 to 5 grind.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Jun 2019, 20:52,
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I feel tired just reading that.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jun 2019, 23:23,
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