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This is a link post Dominic Cummings is hiring.
He's looking for data scientists, geeks 'n shit oh and assorted wierdos.

He wants us to send him our CVs too.

Come on guys, let's do it.
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‘Two hands are a lot’ — we’re hiring data scientists, project managers, policy experts, assorted weirdos…


 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be sad if it were flooded with nonsense CVs though
Kind of amusing possibly.

This is the email address to send your applications: [email protected]
 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post possibly. but for whom?
b3ta.com/links/Ever_feel_youre_being_watched

signal to noise ratio depends on the ratio of signal versus noise after all, and what filters are employed to analyse the data.
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 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What if the data he received was utterly random
yet lightly peppered with humour?
 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post what percentage of data do you imagine would be slightly peppered with humour?
gchq are hiring
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post GCHQ are always hiring
How few pass the interview/evaluation process and are actually hired is another matter.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aObZJN9zDtA
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is he using a gmail account?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Not on government servers?

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the gov.uk version of that address has been heavily used for years
often with great success.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What a bunch of arse

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post utter fucking tosh

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "By definition I don’t really know what I’m looking for but I want people around No10 to be on the lookout for such people."
fucking hell
 (Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post HR Dept
are losing their shit right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness
we won't be governed by unelected bureaucrats once brexit is done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Alright Dom, got this bloke here who has a PhD in life. Says he directed a music video for one of Gaddafi's sons.
Proper fucking nutter. Set his bollocks on fire outside the US embassy while solving P versus NP. Hire him?"
 (Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 2 Jan 2020, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Diamond geezer
HIRED
 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, if anyone solved P v NP
they could do anything to anyone's bollocks outside any embassy, and that would be fine.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 5 Jan 2020, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *golf claps all of the cunts who voted this shitshow in...*

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You're such a bunch of tarts
If he were your shitshow, you'd think this was the best thing ever. But yours, sadly, was Seamus Milne and his electoral oblivion. What a fucking mastermind.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 3 Jan 2020, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Close, but no cigar...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Then pray for a Seamus Milne and something slightly better than utterly fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 3 Jan 2020, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Has Boris told Jen yet?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but what does it pay?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post prestige obvs

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=owYClOcZsCg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2020, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing this lad had an extremely tough time at school

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 9:14, Reply)
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You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"I'm going to take over the world with computers! You’ll see, I'll show them."
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "call me weird would they?"

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Jan 2020, 13:08, Reply)