
I decided to create my own music genre "Hambient House" where I mix old TV adverts for pork products with chilled soundscapes. I apologise if this is too sexy for work.
( , Sun 5 Jul 2020, 11:44, Reply)

but they appear to have forgotten to put the pork content into the actual audio.
I could fix this for them but it would be another project.
( , Sun 5 Jul 2020, 13:58, Reply)

but I'll leave it to others to pioneer Pig Beat
( , Sun 5 Jul 2020, 12:53, Reply)

might manage a geese involved reworking of an old tune to create 'put a honk on it'
( , Sun 5 Jul 2020, 13:02, Reply)

I was about to post:
"Spotify, sort your shit out, Hambient is important, please ensure you have it listed".
But before mouthing off without checking the facts (why change the habit of a lifetime?), I thought I'd take a quick peek. Well bugger me if the search didn't turn up some ham. Result!
But, dear friends, this is not the ham you are looking for. Insufficient sausages and other thigh stroking goodness.
(long time lurker, too shy too post, but can't u tell i've been in the pub all afternoon?)
( , Sun 5 Jul 2020, 16:41, Reply)

So so sorry. Didn't mean for it to come across like that. But looking back at it with a clear(er) head I see what you mean.
The comment about the "this is not the ham you are looking for" was referring to Spotify ham, not the lovely ham posted here. I can now see how it could have been misconstrued.
Right, stop digging...
I blame the beer.
(turns away, head down and muttering in a chastened manner)
( , Mon 6 Jul 2020, 6:37, Reply)

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( , Tue 7 Jul 2020, 3:13, Reply)