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This is a normal post Best of luck, I’ve seen a lot worse party games
(Cards against humanity tires very, very quickly. It’s Blankety Blank for hipsters)

But, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MAN!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:07, Reply)
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Thanks! It's pretty light in terms of gameplay (similar to cards against humanity) but it is a lot of fun and printing it as a book means I've given it a few narrative elements.

aaaaaaaand my prediction is YES, you would tell them about the asteroid. DO I GET A POINT?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I would
Seems like that was part of the reason to go into space, regardless of the outcome of what is observed.

Your physics is totally out though. An asteroid falling into the sun would do practically diddly squat, I doubt it would even generate a flare.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Physics isn't as important to me as GETTING POINTS!
I'll take the win.

Okay, it's my turn to answer and your turn to predict:

My wife's body is destroyed in a dramatic skiing accident. Miraculously, doctors are able to transfer their brain into a donor body. The operation is a success! The only problem is, the donor's body is male. Do I end the relationship?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post We’re back to the nudity thing
You’d shag anything that moved.
A profoundly traumatised woman in the body of a dead man, who used to be your regular “l’orifice de l’amour” is just a bonus.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I would wait until she wasn't traumatised before the sex started but essentially you get a point
Okay if anybody wants a question let me know and I will make a prediction based on your username (and just so everyone knows, I'm a b3ta backer and paypal donor and would love the chance to get this as a sponsored link in the newsletter!)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Wig and lipstick, sorted.

(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Learn how to bottom and give it six months to see how things go.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly never saw the appeal of Cards Against Humanity.
It's not politically incorrect enough to be enjoyable. It's the kind of game that's safe enough to be played with the family after Christmas dinner and is undoubtedly made slightly more bearable by a few drinks, but it has the distinct air of a game designed by somebody who is either too easily offended or wanted to appeal to the largest possible audience without upsetting too many folk.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:24, Reply)
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I thought Cards Against Humanity was pretty funny for the first 10 minutes I was looking at the cards with some friends. But when we started playing it according to the rules of the game it quickly got boring. It's like "okay, I get it, dead babies are funny..."
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 10:30, Reply)
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It's core audience is definitely teenagers and twenty-somethings. I can see it would have been great to play when I was at uni. That was a few years ago now though.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey evil andy, I'm curious about how evil you are....
After a few years together, it becomes clear that your partner is a robot. You decide to bring the subject up, but your partner denies it, insisting s/he is a human just like anybody else. Do you go along with it, and pretend they are human out of respect?

My prediction is that you would because under your evil exterior, you have a heart of gold (and you would be afraid of losing them)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This prick?
He’d toss her in the river with a sack load of kittens to weigh her down.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Andy: I am not angry, I am just disappointed
Hey fishman let me ask you a question and we'll see if evil andy gets it right.

The end of the world has come, and only you and your sexual partner have survived. If you do nothing, humanity will become extinct after you both die. Do you do your bit to repopulate the planet?

(my prediction is NO, because I think you don't have a heart of gold and you'd rather watch the world burn)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You’re asking the parent of a toddler whether they’d have another child, just at the point when they were finally able to go for a shit in peace?

(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I take that as ONE POINT FOR ME
Congratulations on having a baby, and enjoy shitting in peace!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 16:12, Reply)
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Oh. Oh God. My whole identity is a sham. I've just been pretending this whole time. It was fun at first, but then I couldn't stop.

No. Hang on. It's what that thundercunt up there ^ said.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Edgy.

(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think b3tans need a whole other level of edgy
CAH is a gateway drug. To be honest I need videos of a full-on nazi goatse suicide cult just to feel normal
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.
I'm so desensitised I call him kirkj.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Are there any card games that are sufficiently racist for your tastes?

(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiya Benny.
Cool burn.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 16:56, Reply)